Jane Murauda

If I’m not obsessing over a TV show, am I even enjoying life?

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

Coworkers, friends, family, strangers on the bus:

Me: here are the reasons why Michael is perfect for Jane, for me, and for the world #TeamMichael

[What’s New On Jakku @WhatsNewOnJakku]

#StarWars GIVEAWAY TIME! (US only, must be following WNOJ). Retweet to enter the chance to win a brand new hardcover copy of @claudiagray Lost Stars, as well as a Vader keychain & 30 vinyl stickers! Winner will be chosen via random generator on 6.25.20 at 9 PM EST. MTFBWY! 💫

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

Why does Darcey suffer through working out instead of just getting lipo when she clearly has no problem using surgery to alter her appearance? #90DayFiance

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

I’d look for a compilation video of the greatest moments from the new #CloneWars episode, but it would just be the whole thing.

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

@cassiuswinston sorry you didn’t get to finish your senior year out in the tournaments. Probably means that me screaming at you in the NYC m&m store two years ago was the highlight of your MSU career though

[PMO Productions @PMO_Productions]

Pilot Pete’s Full House audition tape #TheBachelor
Full video: https://t.co/FUhYBmuPr2

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

Honestly loving Peter in this ep #TheBachelor

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

I really appreciate Peter’s defense of Madi to his parents as soon as they came in the room. I really don’t appreciate Peter’s mom’s immediate hatred of Madi when she liked her in the first week. #TheBachelor

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

Did Victoria F hire that family or what? #TheBachelor

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

If Kelsey and Hannah Ann can become best friends after Champagnegate, then world peace is truly possible #TheBachelor

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

I’ve hated Kelley from the beginning. Not gonna miss her. #TheBachelor

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

If someone could tell me how to get through the pain and sadness of watching Anakin’s fall to the dark side in Episode III directly after watching all of #TheCloneWars, that would be great.

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

The Jedi Council is a bunch of namby pamby pansies who kowtow to the Senate’s every whim, and they are the reason the Jedi are doomed.

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

Why are all the Jedi such douchenozzles in the prequels except for my boy Anakin? #StarWars

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

I liked Lord of the Flies when everyone was just chilling having a good time on a nice island, but then they all started fighting and it wasn’t the dream vaca anymore

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

Mykenna looks at Peter like Dobby looks at Harry Potter #TheBachelor

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

He also looks a lot like the guy Alba marries on #JanetheVirgin

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

No way is the “Who do you think you are, I AM” guy also named Pete Weber #TheBachelor

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

Victoria F reminds me of Amy Juergens from Secret Life of the American Teenager. In looks and emotional stability. #TheBachelor

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

I think if I was on #TheBachelor I would spend so much time worrying if the other girls hate me that I’d forget to go for the guy.

[Jane Murauda @Jane87752897]

Angel wings girl is giving off strong Mariah Carey circa 2016 New Years Rockin Eve vibes #TheBachelor