Jane Barker

Adopted Sheepy momma, coffee addict and vegan. Live in the butthole of the universe aka Derby, UK.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

#ForRegan please get this trending and remember a sister in arms killed when doing her thing to make sentient beings last moments a little better #Govegan #TorontoPigSave #notyourbacon #notyourham #friendsnotfood #Bekindtoeverykind

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

I hate being happy because it never lasts. Maybe I should go back to my ex at least hell be happy.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

I am in a mess.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

The highs aren't too high and lows too low. There I have admitted it so where are all the professional people I am supposed to talk to.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

@nilerodgers Whoop whoop. Good news.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

@J_Motoki Peopling

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

The Beastie Boys are back too. They had sat down because of the thunder and lightening and were not moving one inch.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

The sheep have been sheared shorn shaun Sean. Had a haircut and I can only tell two of the ewes apart. The farmer was no good at that job.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

What is the point of Lush opening shops when they won't accept money? Might as well kept shops shut and just done mail order.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

Had my first chips from the chippy tonight and very nice they were too. 3 months goes very quickly.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

I must be the only person on the planet who doesn't want to get back to pre lock down like because it was shit.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

I am not a liar despite what everyone thinks.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

Want to bypass Sunday and July and 18 July and 25th August. Or just bypass the rest of life.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

Does anybody know any of the numbnuts at Brinkworth Productions????

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

Just knew after the fab weekend it would all be down hill.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

Not in a good place and don't k ow who to talk too. Just been hit with an emotional tsunami and don't know where to get help cus if I listen to folks I am not worth helping, too resource heavy.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

Just in case 11 th June is now my coming out day yey. Then the 12, 13, and 14 th of June are to be known as the I have never been as drunk as this Eva weekend.

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

That should be shitless

[Jane Barker @JaneBar50397226]

A joggers just gone past and I think I scared him shirtless. Lol. Better than then creeping up on me.