Jane Kang

Also known as kimchibooty

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

"Jane doesn't fall into that category. You can't label her. ....she's like her own entity.. ..she's.. kimchibooty"

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

It's 2024 and people still asking "what are you?" Like I'm a freaking Pokémon 😑

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

About 6 years ago I had the idea for thc infused massage oil
Now spas are using cbd oil
Earlier this year I had an idea for a massage therapy resting place at raves
Just saw a video of that pop up on my feed
😑 am I manifesting or jinxing myself?

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

I think I need a chaotic presence in my life to ground me from being the chaotic presence in my life..

Why am I like this?

My brain is broken. Help.

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

You know its been 10 years and I'm still mad about the fact that they made us run a mile in this kind of weather

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

@mercurialsarah As a leo rising whos dating a leo rising i agree 💯

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

@MissGinaDarling Unabashed ...in everything that you do

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

Some wisdom now that I'm nearing thirty

Before going out do a pee test

See how difficult it is to pee in your outfit and adjust accordingly

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

My bf puts the lid of the ice cream in the freezer while we eat it out of the tub and then when I asked him about it he said "its like eating cereal in a bowl with saran wrap so you don't have to wash the bowl"
My boyfriend is a genius weirdo

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

@prvplanet @earthdombaby I was born on my dads birthday
We are both taurus
And we have definitely had some epic fights 😬

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

@ventarot Um its only oct 1st and I got 5 out of 6
Can we calm down wth

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

Lol the car turning right in front of me didn't have their signal on and could've gone but the oncoming car didn't use their right signal
And then the car in front of me turned their signal on 😂 instant karma is so satisfying

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

@saanncherry It makes me feel icky but its also so interesting at the same time

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

For those of you watching Squid Game, here's an interesting tidbit: the number 218 in korean sounds similar to "this asshole/ jerk/ fucker" 👀

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

I did some research for fragrance sets for a gift for someone and now I am being bombarded with fragrance product placement ads EVERYWHERE

I DONT EVEN LIKE PERFUME LEAVE ME ALONEEEE

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

@Rude_Astrology Lol my boyfriend, his mom, and his sister they're all scorpios
Thank goodness I was raised by a scorpio mother so I can spot a bullshit test from a mile away

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

@Rude_Astrology Um i have a taurus dad and a scorpio mom and im a taurus sun with a scorpio boyfriend
What does that mean?

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

The face you make when you're putting on mascara = the face you make when backing up into a parking spot

👁👃👁💧

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

ITS TAURUS SEASON YALL
WHOOOOOOOOOO

In the spirit of fuckariesseason/thispastyearofbullshit, anyone else feeling significantly lighter not hearing or reading the orange oompa loompas name everyday?

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

@saanncherry Just full on sexual goddess vibes

[Jane Kang @JaneBoKang]

Venus is in taurus AND taurus season starts in a week?

Oh hoho 🤭
Boyfriend is not ready for what's coming ♿