Jane Doe

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@ChurchillsCiga7 Woah — do all Scottish men look like this? 😍😍😍

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@GABBOXY @ChevyJas @TRiiNA__ No he’s absolutely right.

If you look at viewers for Americans only, the World Cup only has a fraction of the viewership tha the Super Bowl does (25MM vs 125MM).

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@TRiiNA__ In OUR country, yes. The number of Americans viewers for the Super Bowl is over 125MM, while for the World Cup it’s only around 25MM.

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@tanpukunokami Yes - usually the first few teeth you put under a pillow and the “tooth fairy” takes it and replaces it with money

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@benardonhard Right wing where?

That account is based in India.

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@realWTroyAyres @jeep_man1971 @RetroCoast Sad but true.

Sorry if I blew up your notifications with that loser lol

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@jeep_man1971 @realWTroyAyres @RetroCoast Why are men so emotional? Grow a pair and inject some testosterone. Tranny freak.

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@jeep_man1971 @realWTroyAyres @RetroCoast I bought it myself. Why the fuck do you think I need someone’s help? 😂

Anyways, I’m getting bored talking to some loser in the PNW. Good bye you waste of life. 👋🏽

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@jeep_man1971 @realWTroyAyres @RetroCoast An apartment that costs more than your shanty little shack.

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@jeep_man1971 @realWTroyAyres @RetroCoast Actually, my building has valet parking for guests. Any other stupid questions you should waste of oxygen?

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

The number 1 cause of “Islamophobia” is the behavior of Muslims.

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@jeep_man1971 @realWTroyAyres @RetroCoast *your

And I also have an ocean view apartment, so you’re not special. 🤡

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

The World Cup being held in America has got to be one of the funniest things ever 😂

I love watching the Texans host the Japanese.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Japan fans might never want to leave Texas after this World Cup

[Derek Ayala @DerekAyala1987]

This is great!
We love having the great people of Japan here enjoying our Texas culture!

God Bless Texas!

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@recentiy03 @japan_nobunaga Most Italians are not fat.

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

LMAO we literally are - the whole world makes fun of us for it.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

American dad grills huge meat.
American mom bakes sweet pie.
How are Americans not fat?

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@MandyKennerly @japan_nobunaga This looks delicious!!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

"Borders are racist."
No.
Your front door isn't racist. Your locks aren't racist. A country is a home with a name on the door. That's all a border is.

[Jane Doe @JaneDoedd51]

@CarolWalshReal1 @japan_nobunaga As a fellow SoCal girl, I second this!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.