Introvert with an irrational fear of cotton balls. Champion cheese eater. Dead battery collector. Hiker of mountains. Bad joke enthusiast. Art lover. She/Her.
Yesterday I walked out of the guest bath and saw Blueberry walking out of the primary bath. I asked why he didn't use the guest bath because it's closer to his office when he's working. He just looked at me...
Sometimes I'm not very smart.
Currently in an Uber with
Blueberry texting him about a concerning noise coming from the driver's car. If I don't see tomorrow, please refer to this text for clues of my demise.
I was listening to a podcast featuring a retired teacher who was telling a story about a mimeograph machine. I instantly time traveled to my childhood school desk, breathing in the distinctive smell of a fresh purple ditto sheet passed out my teacher. #AromaticPurplePaper#OldAF
When I was a kid, my dad told me that my mother loathed to have anyone touch her nose. I thought she was a weirdo. I realized recently that I feel the same way. If you touch my nose, I will jump up swinging. Ah, genetics.
When a legal document asks me if I've lived at my address for the last five years, I want to be able to check the "yes" box. But instead, I have to fill in five previous addresses because we move so often. Sigh. One year down, four to go. #GoalSetting
@clcoutu For sure. I was jealous. I'm not a great flyer so I already take drugs before getting on a plane. Mixing it with alcohol is probably not a great idea for me.
I regularly see the word "definitely" misspelled in posts. People mistakenly use "defiantly." I gotta admit, I actually love it because it frequently fits into the sentence in an unexpected and sassy way and always makes me grin.
"It defiantly makes my day."
Today I had an intense yearning to tell my hair stylist to cut bangs. Thankfully, last year I created a photo album brimming with disastrously bad haircuts I've gotten over the years. I revisited that album before my appointment. I do not have bangs. #CloseCall
One of the few people I trust to critique my clothing or my style choices is my kid. He is brutally honest. He saw a picture of me when I was 20 years old and said I looked like a legit super model. I'm going to be riding that high for weeks. #CatWalkWorthy
A friend and I have challenged ourselves to a 24 hour fast to kickstart our weight loss goals. At 11AM she texted me and wants lunch. I'm encouraging her to keep it up while not telling her I already broke my fast at 6:30AM by eating my gummie vitamins. #Oops#AccidentalCalories
@LieslDawnB @RexChapman We never had one either. We were poor, but it wasn't about that, microwaves were dangerous...and apparently they still are. My parents don't have one.