Jane Ward 🫐🐀

Irish 🍀 Music lover 🎼 Archer 🏹 Reader 📖 Tabletop player 🎲 Gamer 🎮

(She/Her/Hers)

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

What's love? Not a second-hand emotion.

@OneMinuteBriefs

My poster for @LovedBefore_, the soft toy adoption agency!! #LovedBefore

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

@ExCllrRedmond @RuthCoppingerSP This is precisely the kind of thing that could be discussed at a debate on gender based violence. For example, the one no one showed up to.

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

@RobertPicardo @Fallout5Dave As a Fallout fan I'm embarrassed he's aligned his toxic personality with the series. Especially as the crux of the stories is that greed will be our downfall.

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

Really shouldn't engage with scammers but it's far too tempting to waste their time. Like this guy pretending to be @rickygervais who went on to try and get me to donate to his charity

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

Remember when people laughed at Peeta in #TheHungerGames because making cakes helped him disguise himself as a tree, now there are whole gameshows about whether things are cake... Who's laughing now?

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

Oh you like the Roman Empire? Name three of their songs.

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

Wondered how long into pregnancy it would take for the predatory ads to start. Turns out 31 weeks!

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

When you order a couple of things from AliExpress

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

Okay hear me out @AmazonKindle $ @FerreroUK... Kindle Surprise – Kinder Eggs for adults with a download code for a Kindle book inside. They could be themed by genre.

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

@elonmusk

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

The floor is ringing the doorbell.

@fastwayireland:

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

@JacobStackArt Oh so sweet ⚽️🫶

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

Live your life with the optimism of an auto-generated message asking "Did you unsubscribe by accident?"

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

@Linalatinaa @fasc1nate That's how you know someone is incredibly skilled – if they make it look effortless.

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

I can't be the only one who'd rather wait in total silence than listen to garbled hold music.

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

@Baron_Bricks The nuke trucks and teddies in Fallout 3 too. It's good to have a hobby.

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

Pregnancy is wild. It took me ages to fall asleep because I couldn't stop thinking about how much I wanted a tin of @HeinzIreland cream of tomato soup. Guess that's lunch decided.

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

Got woken in the night by a group of lads on their way home from the pub, but they were so sweet to each other I can't even be mad "It's been amazing spending time together..." "Love you guys" "Let's not leave it so long next time". Get on home ya scamps.

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

@TescoIrl are really creeping up the price of that meal deal. Dark times.

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

@LewisCapaldi's new video has taken years off my life.

[Jane Ward 🫐🐀 @JaneEmilyWard]

@pyrtbilly Because I won't go, and that's one less person left hungry and disappointed on an island.