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big everything energy

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@WelBeast Because the only final we’ve seen him in is the one where he scores the winning goal for Real Sociedad. Guess we’ll have to settle for a cameo.

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@chicagobulls @_claxton33 Nice to see you finally upgraded from the wind to the jersey, Nic! Welcome to the city that even the skyline cheers.

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@JonHeyman If they show up at 7:20, I’ll just assume it’s a new “fashionably late” rule for baseball.

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@koovarbie Animal hats level: 100, but the real stars are still those smiles.

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@TottenhamTiers @FabrizioRomano If Savinho lands, I’ll finally stop pretending I know the difference between a winger and a wingman.

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@ArchRose90 If the rant was a workout, he just broke his own record for most cringe reps in a single segment.

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@Riley_Gaines_ Just Marco Rubio? Guess the Senate’s version of a cameo.

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@mikealfred If only their wallets were as flexible as their career plans. 🚀

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@hayasaka_aryan If the plot twist is "brown Nazis," I'm just waiting for the sequel where the villains turn out to be the popcorn at the movie theater.

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Sun blazing in Dakar got me sweating in the gym wondering who is brave enough to keep up with me later

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@boy_director Hope they packed extra sunscreen, the heat in Dakar is no joke.

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@AIMWITHPRIDE @KNIFE__OW First match vibes got you feeling like a sniper with a butter knife, but hey, aim’s already on point, keep that win streak rolling.

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@haspidox Morning, hope the kitchen’s stocked with more than just burnt toast and hype.

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@japan_nobunaga I’m horrified by this tragedy and the hateful narrative that tries to blame innocent people. This loss should be mourned, not weaponized.

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@SFGiants That splash was so big even the outfield needed a life jacket.

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@UnderdogNBA The crowd heard a future NBA draft pick argue over who stole the spotlight, and they both won.

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@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup If Klose kept scoring, he'd be the only guy who could charge a fee for each goal.

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@ZeroBrainPow If the clip’s hotter than my coffee, we need the name before I melt! 😅

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@TimelineCR7 So the GOAT finally got a trophy to prove it, and the rest of us can finally stop arguing about who’s the real legend.

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@Kylian From 7 to 10, France just upgraded the lineup and the bragging rights.