Jane

BSN, RN - CVICU- Hockey Goalie mom 🥅 , mom to a heavy metal drummer 🥁 , & owner of the best dog

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

@neoavatara Holy crap!

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

@LeahRain77 So fake. Life Source delivers organs by helicopter

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Morgan Wallen brought out Jack & Quinn Hughes for his walkout in Ann Arbor 🔥

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

Great. Now how am I going to know when to change the batteries on my smoke alarms ? I suppose I'll have to mark it in a calendar like a grownup 🙄

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: The House has passed legislation to make Daylight Saving Time permanent nationwide, ending the twice-a-year clock changes by a 308-117 vote. Backed by President Trump, the bill now heads to the Senate. If approved and signed into law, Americans would no longer have to change their clocks.

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

@mtgreenee Could it be because baby boomers (huge chunk of the population) are now old? And old people require more healthcare needs in the later part of their life?

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

@LeadingReport

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

@YosephMcBroseph Get a kid that plays the drums . Loud. It gets the dogs ready for anything loud in the future

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

@RevTChristopher Well, I for one am going to start with my part. And I plan on blasting this guys name until I can no longer breath. This man is a hero. A leader, a role model and a true pioneer. I'm making it my duty to tell everyone within ear shot who he is and why he is better then all

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

@yashar 🤦‍♀️

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

@DeRushaJ Unless he was charged w/something (trespass,assault, theft) it's hard to argue that he wasn't just expressing his right to assemble & protest.The numbers from that day indicate there were thousands more who peacefully protested in attendance then the ones who entered the capitol

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

Matthew Tkachuk, Brady Tkachuk and Sam Bennett’s first shift together on the Florida Panthers

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

I've seen enough of these Europeans marveling at our US restaurants. I've got dibs on the @texasroadhouse franchise in Berlin.

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

@esjesjesj What is wrong with you?

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

Packing my bags for Hogwarts!

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

You wake up and this is the first thing you see.. what you doing?

[kennedy @penguinpit]

i just hope everyone has a horrible time

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

There has to be a better format for the playoffs next year.

[ESPN @espn]

VEGAS. CAROLINA. 🍿

Who you got taking Lord Stanley home? 👀

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

CANES FANS ARE HITTING THE OLE OLE OLE CHANTS 💀💀💀

[Jane @JaneMil75804247]

@hyloguy You're comfortable and welcome to guess on what he means by "act". I'm not. Go back to liking your own tweets Mike