Mary Jane

a real down to mars girl. Nurse, political rants, doggos, and football.

[Mary Jane @Jane__Says__]

Good morning from these two goof balls

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

“He did not cough” bro this country is awesome

[kap @Kaprea14]

$999,954.63 bc i spent $45.37 onna seafood boil.

[brandon* @brndxix]

not repping a team but instead just putting the NFL shield on your wall is the weirdest thing in this photo

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Americans should have the entire week off for the 4th this year as a kind of “going out of business” blow-out

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

two men near death arguing about who is better at golf to attain access to the nuclear codes. should i kill myself

[𝑀𝚛𝚜. 𝒮𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚜 🐉🍉⚔️ @sweetfacedinero]

Megan thee Stallion is a perfect example of a person who has actually PERSEVERED.

[🤍 @tleighmedia]

Spoiler alert, there is no timeline

[Mary Jane @Jane__Says__]

This is my 5th night of work and god damn I am so tired and ready to clock tf out. just 7 more hours brother 😭

[A Scheme Coltrane Wilder Set Up @Beebz05]

Cheating while your woman is pregnant and postpartum warrants jail time. Vote for me in 2024.

[Mary Jane @Jane__Says__]

Every time I mention wanting new shoes someone one pipes up about me having too many 😡 surrounded by haters

[gm @graveyyyyyy]

Their parents were too busy saying “boys are easier to raise” now we have an army of incel fools on our hands

[Thick Saban ✨ @RaveenTheDream]

All bc Megan dropped HISS and said everybody get in the booth 🤭

[Mary Jane @Jane__Says__]

My life last year was so different? I hated my job I slept all day I was so fucking sad??? And this year I have 3 summer vacations planned concerts, musicals. I’m walking my dog every day. Hanging out with friends and coworkers? Wow these last 6 months have been so healing for me

[Mary Jane @Jane__Says__]

Can’t believe I kept it a secret for 2 weeks bc I legit told everyone else lol but I’m taking her to see Hamilton and I’m sooooo excited lol

[Mary Jane @Jane__Says__]

Got my sister the coolest graduation gift but I can’t tell her for two weeks 🫠

[࣪ ִֶָ☾. @divinelyki]

waking up every day in an imaginary competition with other women must be tiring

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

oh my god