Jane

Old enough to know better. Still young enough to misbehave.
😉 Come get to know me ↓

[Jane @Janeiselite]

Like my hairstyle today?

[Jane @Janeiselite]

Being 50is such a strange experience.

One minute, you want to make more money, get ridiculously fit, reinvent your entire life, and become the healthiest version of yourself.

The next minute, you want to disappear into the mountains for three weeks, turn your phone off, avoid everyone, and remember what peace feels like.

You want adventure, but you also want your own bed.

You want to be productive, but you also want to cancel every plan you’ve made.

You want to build wealth, travel the world, and accomplish big things, but you also consider 8:30 p.m. a perfectly reasonable bedtime.

A bottle of red, a cozy blanket, and absolutely nobody asking you for anything sounds like the ultimate luxury.

Is this what getting older feels like, or have I just reached the age where peace and quiet are the real definition of success? 😂

[Jane @Janeiselite]

Can someone explain how compound interest works for me? You come pound me and I lose interest?

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@RoyBattyLives4U “No to rude people” in your bio, yet here you are calling a stranger’s post trash. Might want to start with your own advice, Roy.

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@fakemillanp Are you using it yourself? Just checking whether I get past the bouncer 😉

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@onorma_ nothing if everyone is happy

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@Ivyy_heree Sometimes I’m tired and not in the mood, but a bit of kissing and touching gets me very interested 😂 You don’t always have to start in the mood. Sometimes you get there. As long as it’s your choice, of course 😉

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@Ogre77777 I take it that is a rhetorical question mate

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@AuggiesAttic Except that is MY photo you stole

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@AnthonyW2210 Nature always makes things better x

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@sheriff_colesy Noted

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@JosephZiel59324 I am going ok thanks xx

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@JonnyAllenapt9 Steady, tiger… I only asked about turning 30 😂

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@WhittierCal Good answer x

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@Rrichh5w Is that a good thing?

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@FrankButcher77 Today I learned that both are correct 😂

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@Just27541Me You’re gay, don’t want what I’m selling, and you���re STILL here? Sir, you’re making my point for me. 😂

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@toxiccowboy02 Yep

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@Just27541Me My children are doing just fine. You, however, are still here.

[Jane @Janeiselite]

@JoshPrince1111 Oh dear