Jane Unc

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[TrueNorth @Franco_Vision]

Kirsten Dunst Reveals How Difficult The Iconic Spider-Man Kiss Was To Film

Kirsten Dunst: “The actual filming of it was really difficult.”

“Tobey was getting water up his nose. He could barely breathe.”

“It was torrential rain that they made, and I was freezing.”

“But it looked great.”

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

I don't think “advanced” is the word i'd use here tbh �

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

Regime change in America

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

@uncvoss I have no idea who this guy is, but for the first 15 minutes of the podcast, I was convinced he was 80 years old. That voice!

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

Corporate work culture has a knack for robbing you of your peace.

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

https://t.co/F8z1OttAiN

[Voss ×͜× @uncvoss]

Corporate America figured out how to rent your entire nervous system and call it a career.

They love talking about “work-life balance” in the company handbook.

Then send a Slack at 9:14 p.m. like it's urgent.

You already gave them 45 hours.

They still want the scraps of your night and the quiet of your Sunday.

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

@mutyapuspa What a nerd!!! lol

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

@urbbyanni @ViralVideos People died fs!😂

[TrueNorth @Franco_Vision]

Ed O’Neill Mistakes Beyoncé For A Kardashian

Ellen DeGeneres: “These are easy ones.”

Ed O’Neill: “I mean, is that a Kardashian?”

“No. Oh, no, no, no, I know.”

“It’s Beyoncé.”

Ed O’Neill: “Is that a Kardashian?”

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

@Erling @grok wear him a beret like a Norseman..

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

@bankertobuilder @HOUSEPORN___ You and those rich people are kinda crazy

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

@bankertobuilder AI?! @grok

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

@uncvoss Once a system gets bad enough for long enough, people stop asking whether it's reasonable and start asking how to survive it, that’s probably the most concerning

[Voss ×͜× @uncvoss]

People still think having a place to live is just a normal part of becoming an adult.

It isn't.

Median asking rent is now $1,962 a month.

A rental application can cost $50 per adult, and you don't get it back if they reject you.

Apply to four places as a couple and you're out $400 before anyone even gives you a key.

Then you finally find a place.

First month's rent. Security deposit. Application fees. Moving costs.

And you're already thousands of dollars in before you've lived there for a single night.

Want to buy instead?

The typical home is now priced at roughly 5 to 6 times the average income.

So the two options are pretty simple:

Rent and pay hundreds of dollars just to be considered.

Or buy and spend years trying to save enough to qualify for a price that was never designed around your income.

People keep asking why young adults aren't buying homes.

I'm starting to wonder why anyone still thinks the system is designed to let them.

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

@MattWallace888 And then you wake up one morning and find sharks in it

[TrueNorth @Franco_Vision]

Dakota Johnson Admits She Sent Something Deeply Unhinged

Interviewer: “You once sent a man who broke your friend’s heart a gallon of gorilla shit. Can you confirm or deny that this happened?”

Dakota Johnson: “I mean, there’s no way that he would watch this, so yes, I did do that.”

Interviewer: “How would one order something like that? Asking for a friend.”

Dakota Johnson: “https://t.co/on0qitcRvk. You can order any kind, any size.”

Polygraph Examiner: “Truthful.” 😭

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

@MarioNawfal We are so accustomed to Africans dying that we barely even flinch when hundreds of our people dies.

[Voss ×͜× @uncvoss]

She called asking whether she should take out a HELOC to consolidate her debt.

On paper, it sounded logical.

She had negotiated her credit card rate from 24.99% down to 16.99%, had a $45,000 car loan, another $15,000 car loan, and $15,000 in credit card debt.

Their mortgage was another $318,000.

But then Dave asked the question that changed the whole conversation:

“How much do you guys make?”

$105,000 from their jobs.

Plus another $40,000 from her side hustle.

About $140,000 a year.

Dave’s answer?

Don’t take out a HELOC.

Sell the $45,000 car.

“You’re broke.”

“You don’t have an interest rate problem. You have a lifestyle problem.”

His point was simple:

If they were making $140,000 and only had roughly $75,000 of non-mortgage debt, they didn't need to spend years optimizing interest rates.

They needed to stop spending.

Then he dropped the line that mattered most:

“Interest rate mathematically is irrelevant when you’re going to pay it all off in one year.”

Because a HELOC wouldn't actually solve the problem.

It would just move the debt onto their house and make them feel like they had fixed something.

His final take:

“The home equity loan is a form of denial.”

“You're treating the symptom, which is the debt, instead of the problem, which is what caused the debt.”

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

@AmiriKing You can't make this up

[Jane Unc @Janeklipz]

@00Athus @HumansNoContext 💀