Janessa Jacob

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

@Nibiru1000 This just boiled my blood, please tell me this goes viral on TT or IG so they find out who these bullies are!!!

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

@antoquinteroa That dog was out to kill. Thank goodness it didnt lock in on his neck! Even if I was afraid of dogs, I couldnt just sit there! Theres how many people there? And they all decided to just watch?😡

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

@M0SC0W0 Im so irate and confused by everyones slow reaction 😐

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Going to send this to my accountant and tell him his services will no longer be needed as I've found a new guy.

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

I hope one of these tornadoes sharpens the Washington monument ✏️

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

Y everytime i get on here i get traumatized by my feed

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

Im still sharing my thoughts on here idc 😂

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

How do you increase the font size on your screen 😞

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

So incase anyones wondering you can still walk to the stores and get what you need in snow and ice

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

Since I live in an apartment should I just buy extra bandwidth

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

I don’t know if anyones heard but theres a large snow storm coming

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

Neighbor and I fighting for our lives with snooze

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

Daycares:

Hello Parents,

We will be acknowledging the following holidays sept 23 national potato day, sept 24 national toe nail day and sept 25 national blade of grass day.

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

$5.00 and Ill defend you in the tea app

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

Who decided to gather random groups of people on my IG inbox and blast them to the top of my list 😐

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

When being up at 3am used to mean you were just getting home and now it means you’re fighting to survive bc you cant sleep.

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

It is 2025, no-one takes a photo and posts it immediately. It takes days of preparation and sleepless nights to choose one out of 5,000 photos that look the exact same.

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

Are people still on here

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

Me in Sales:

Me- If this isn’t a good fit I completely understand, please let know either way.

Prospect- No

Me- WHAT?! WAIT! 😭😭😭

[Janessa Jacob @JanessaJacob]

Shout out to Starbucks for giving me a straw that lasted 10 seconds. Record breaking.