Janey Dume

Writing things you wouldn't dare.

[Janey Dume @JaneyDume]

i'm done taking input from people who spend 99% of their life online

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there was no life in the middle

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it's cool how I paid off my student loans just in time to move my elderly parents into my house to become a full time unpaid nurse

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someone will post... "this is a grave injustice and it cannot stand.... millions will be harmed... we refuse to allow these kinds of human rights abuses..." and then it's about a video game

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just wait til you find out how old the writers are on your favorite show/movie

[🎃☠️ Whitney Van Laningham🦇🕸 @WhitneyPuppy]

I am unfortunately somehow on a side of twitter where they’re trying to cancel a fan fic author for being in their 30s 🤠 I’m so sorry for the rude awakening y’all are in for when midnight strikes on the last day of your 29th year and you realize you still like the same hobbies

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Self-insert. I read one a long time ago where the author's self-insert char got in trouble for not signing the NDA before arriving at avengers hq. cringe.

[manda 🦭| SHIRE DAY EVB MAKE SOME NOISEEE @jirouology]

what’s an automatic ick in fanfic for you?

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And zendaya's scenes feel like she's in a whole different show which is, frankly, more interesting.

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Why is every character in Euphoria now a sex worker? I feel like I'm watching one dude's fetish content.

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halloween is now 100% walking into every party like dead bride cady heron where all of the women are dressed as sexy telephone poles, sexy ombudsmen, sexy vacuum cleaners etc

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@SalenmaganStark Extremely strong winds break power lines, sending sparks into the surrounding mountains which are mostly forest.

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I feel like there was a conversation where Cillian was like "I hate awards shows" and rdj was like "stick next to me i gotchu bro."

[✨Ju Starkmanoff ✨Team Doom 💚 @SalenmaganStark]

Proud dad energy

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Sr. is as wonderful as is looks and also [spoiler] look for a return of the IM3 press tour lederhosen...

[DIDEM EAGLE @TeamDowney1965]

"Sr"
Happy, warm and a little sad.

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The film was amazing. Just stunning. And I got to walk in next to Indio and sit behind Jon Favreau.

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omg i just got tickets to Sr.

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My new year's resolution is to not look at the tweets of my nemesis for the whole year. I went one whole month in '21 so pray for me.

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The Marvel Stop Killing Our Faves Challenge

[DIDEM EAGLE @TeamDowney1965]

Kevin Feige Reveals Happy Hogan Was Almost Killed in 'Iron Man 3' Until Jon Favreau Asked to Survive.

Happy’s death was reverted last minute.

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A DL castmember said it was the busiest day he's seen in five months. I still can't get on web slingers.

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Morning walk disrupted by a film crew taking over half the beach.

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@nail_me_nat poshmark

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imagine strolling through the woods one day and stumbling upon the entire Downey clan

[anne ✰ @rdjsfilms]

team downey world domination