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God *Always* • 23 • TVL 💍 • Living life by whatever sounds good at the time

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The Trump administration has issued an advisory ruling calling gun shops “essential” businesses that should remain open during stay-at-home directives. https://t.co/dm5dBxmtOt

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Guest appearance, featuring my face

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“You know what’s better than drinking? Osmosis!” ~Carlie H

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Today was about as fun as snorting cocaine off a hooker, #AutoEroticAsphyxiation4Lyfe

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What even 😅

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Me: Ahh! Charlie Horse in my foot! (Bae punches foot)
Me: why did you do that?!!
J: Does it feel better?
Me: Nooooo!!

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I'd feel more compelled to celebrate Halloween if it weren't on a Tuesday and I didn't have responsibilities

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RIP Alena Jarvis. Thank you for all of the great memories<3

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Sister: I just can't mall anymore. And apparently I can't dog either!
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What the hell is that supposed to mean!? 😂

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I'm slowly giving up on social media

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You know you're behind on laundry when you realize that you're wearing a Christmas sweater in march..

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BATTLE GROUNDERS! It's been raining for just over a week here in Spokane and now they're under a stage 4 state of emergency for flooding 😂

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My cousin wants to sacrifice me to the snow gods 😂

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What kind of sick twisted joke is this 😂

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I'm a woman, I can make more than life hard 😅

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I strongly believe in the idea that we females shouldn't be allowed to make friends when we're on our periods..

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My logic behind having a black widow.. spiders are your friends 🤗

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You know you worked out hard when your body feels like it's on vibrate 💪🏽

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You know you have a problem when all of your textbooks combine weigh over 50lbs..