Jangolo

I am God

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@DennisK74812363 @HELBpage "I am a good slave give me 2 pieces of meat"

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@HELBpage Ain't nothing to be happy about this friday nimekwama allocation for months now bana nimetuma proof na status haijachange ID 40865507 shida ni gani hii shule hamtaki nimalize

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@HELBpage Id number 40865507 still on allocation for months now shida ni gani nimesubmit proof I'm a bonafide student and there is no change hali ni mbaya

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@danielnjugi1 The superhero employs verbal warfare😂😂😂

[Daniel Njugi @danielnjugi1]

The first ever Kikuyu superhero - Mr Super-Market 😂

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@HELBpage Allocated for months now id is 40865507 what is the issue

[𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒂 #𝟏𝟎 @softstargaze]

all the good pirated sites are disappearing one by one.

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@HammerHamm026 They are mocking us so bad

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

I have been suspended from the @Senate_KE for three sitting days for REFUSING to withdraw the word “yapping” in describing the President’s ROADSIDE declaration on undocumented immigrants.

I respect the Chair, but I will not surrender the constitutional duty to speak truth to power.

Article 135 requires PRESIDENTIAL decisions made under the Constitution to be in WRITING , SEALED and SIGNED. A roadside utterance cannot acquire the force of law simply because it comes from the President.

If calling out UNCONSTITUTIONAL governance is punishable, then the greater danger is not the word “yapping”. It is the growing intolerance for accountability.

Three days outside the Chamber will not silence me. I will continue to defend the Constitution and the Kenyan people. https://t.co/PkvYwrBgq5

[Great @_Chukwunyere]

My first job as president will be to engage local tailors to produce this skirt so it’s free for all women. And make it mandatory to be worn at least twice a week.

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@dkmaraga if y'all can give me shirts branded Maraga for president I'd wear them frequently so as to show people it is very disappointing to come to realization that most people I interact with do know about your bid for presidency

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@HELBpage Bado niko allocated for months now ID number 40865507

[Hammer Hammer Ke @HammerHamm026]

Podcasts and influencers who are Supporting Kasongo

Abel Mutua,
Obinna,
Butita,
YY.
Terrence
Mwakideu
Ekkodyda
Mwafreeka
Jagero
King'ori
Ofweneke

Be careful how you consume their content, they are meant to create sympathy for Ruto.

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@HELBpage Check DM hali si hali

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@dickychama @Antohny_gb @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya @G4S Umetag adi g4s😂😂😂

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@HELBpage I've been allocated for over a month my ID is 40865507 what is the problem things are not good

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@lynn_ngugi1 Privileged fools

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@HELBpage Oyaa nimekaa allocated for more than a month what's up bana times are tough

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Amkeni... This govt wants to limit information you get as a Kenyan.

BILL ALERT 🚨
The Access to Information (Ammendment) Bill, 2025.

Drafted as The Official Secrets (Ammendment) Bill, 2025. NA/DLS/BILLS/2/43/2025

Thread 🧵

[Jangolo @Jangolo2x]

@HELBpage Afi lini allocated jamani