Janice DeFusco

Fuck. I got a Twitter. Shoot me dead, please.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"Rubble rubble..." -- The Hamburglar covers Bowie

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

Take a look at this Alliyah Rugs on zulily today!
http://t.co/DXB1tiT8 via @zulily

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

It's amazing how fast people and the feelings they once had for you change... I feel like it's as unpredictable as the weather.

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

I'm done with men. I think maybe I'll marry a woman with a peep.

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

Lords of the New Church, COME TO ME.

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

Peepee poopoo.

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. #fuckyou

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

@wyattmaxwell Arby's = disgust. DISGUST.

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

It's the simple things you miss about living alone. Like being able to take a nap in the middle of the day without 42 interruptions. #sigh

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

Wedding dress shopping at 10 in the morning. Where do i sign up?!

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

@JoeMiera1 I despise lil wayne.

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

SERENITY NOW!

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

It puts the Pabst on its lips or else it gets the hose again.

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

Do you ever wonder when a commercial is cut half way through, the network just found out their check bounced?... It's fine. #imamoron

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

I hope when the day comes that i decide to procreate, i don't litter the internet with info about my kids that no one gives a fuck about.

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

God awful mood tonight. Beware of crossing my path. You may not live to tell about it.

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

You know what makes perfect sense? Jimmy Buffett at 10 in the morning. #killmenow

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

like dis if U Cry evrytime :'(((((( </////333

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

I'm also sick of women posting "Me and my man" updates. NO ONE CARES. #goaway

[Janice DeFusco @JaniceDeFusco]

Any woman who claims to "like" going to strip clubs with her boyfriend/husband is a liar. #admitit