Janice Hazel

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Sexist Selfies
http://t.co/Y1Xweey4xR

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

*sees picture of a dog online and pets it with my mouse*

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

will you marry me? *pulls an onion ring from pocket*

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

"The people who actually go through shit, don't go around telling people about it."

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

do u ever just picture yourself with someone and imagine all these scenarios and conversations u two could have

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

its funny bc people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones convos and figuring out ur weaknesses to destroy u later in life

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

"i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000"

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Relationships These Days
http://t.co/9KYIjQ9IRB

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

My split end have split ends and those split ends have split ends

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

This Is Why We Love Latinas
http://t.co/Tsw8AwuUg3

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

"i want a ""mean girls 3"" with meryl streep, jessica lange, and jane lynch where theyre the bitch clique in an old age home"

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Pictures That Will Make You Go 'Oh SH*T'!
http://t.co/F8fUGRAxoZ

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

my thighs can feed a starving family for 10 years

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

april fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

sometimes being sad for no reason is worse than being sad for a reason cause there is absolutely nothing u can do to make urself feel better

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

knock knock who's there? well it's not your fucking parents because they don't knock

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

"saying ""my girl"" is probably the cutest fucking thing ever"

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

only 8 more mondays till summer

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Get Your Priorities Straight! If you saw these girls you would . . .
http://t.co/8vd86uGDyM

[Janice Hazel @JaniceHazeli]

I've gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I'd still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep