“Spare me the bullshit of mental illness,” says Sen. Murphy of the United States. “We’re not an outlier on mental illness, we’re an outlier on firearms”
Dad made a bypass to pump windshield washer fluid from a bottle in the car through a tube that ran out and then under the hood rather than replacing the line. We started with a motor that blew the cigarette lighter fuse every time so we switched to a hand pump model. #carfails
Once my car was in tow after breaking down the tow truck driver turns to me and says “so do you want to head straight for the junkyard?” #carfails#fallon