Janice

Things I hear at work, mostly in lifts.

[Janice @janicefromHR]

When I put my chair at my desk up as high it will go, I feel like a life guard at the side of a pool.

[Janice @janicefromHR]

Named a new guy in work Greg (no idea of his real name) but he smells like pasties

[Janice @janicefromHR]

Today we had a conversation about the dark Web when this gem came out "ooo, the closed I've ever been to the dark Web is putting my twitter on night mode"

[Janice @janicefromHR]

How much paperwork can you store in a horse?

#shitihearinwork

[Janice @janicefromHR]

Oh my days John is mad today. Must be the ginger rage because of the heat.

[Janice @janicefromHR]

I wore a jumper last night in this heat. I felt so naughty. #shitihearinwork

[Janice @janicefromHR]

I tried on 10 wigs this weekend. Some of them were far too big.

[Janice @janicefromHR]

@BoredomDidIt

[Janice @janicefromHR]

Helen: When I was in Venice they had the best pizza.
Pete: Wow, I never knew you'd been to Venice.

[Janice @janicefromHR]

Rachel: Ladies I need to ask you a personal question.... How do you clean your ears? You know the inside?
Lois: Cotton bud, I know you're not supposed to but it feels so good.
#shitiheatinwork

[Janice @janicefromHR]

This fucking printer!!!!!

[Janice @janicefromHR]

#justsaying #goodbyesweetweekend

[Janice @janicefromHR]

Overtime: it makes my soul sad but my bank manager happy. Fuck the bank manager I want mojitos.

[Janice @janicefromHR]

Beth: If I had to choose between a cock flavoured lollipop or a fish one, I'd definitely pick the cock one....oh is the printer working yet?
#thingsihearinwork

[Janice @janicefromHR]

Oh that's harder than a flip flop.
#shitihearinwork

[Janice @janicefromHR]

Mark: John gave he me his stapler before he left.
Claire: Oh that's nice of him.
Mark: No it wasn't I can't find any fucking staples.
(Mark was stood infront of the stationary cupboard)...... 🙄

[Janice @janicefromHR]

Do you watch Love Island Harry?
No Janice I have a personality.
#shouldibeoffended #loveIsland

[Janice @janicefromHR]

Today I received an email where the subject started 'Great opportunity for anal...' unfortunately they were just looking for an analyst.

[Janice @janicefromHR]

Simon from IT, no matter how often you put fake spiders in Tracy's hair she's not going to show you her boobs. #growthefuckup

[Janice @janicefromHR]

As I was exiting the ladies toilets a guy was exiting the gents. Our eyes met for a moment.... Then came the loudest fart from the cubicle it the ladies. There goes my summer romance.