World’s Okayest Mom

Assortment of weird conversations held with my kids over the years, ruthless comments during their arguments, and occasional nuttiness that I encounter in life.

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

This week was a really bad "allergy" week for 3 yr old....so far this week she claims that she has been allergic to the letter M, the color yellow, and today it's meat and following directions.

....I actually believe the part about her being allergic to following directions.

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@LeeKurtiss @bellabee13 Agreed!!

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@SkylarSkye3 Only in super low crime areas where they need to generate revenue somehow so they write a lot of nonsense tickets

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@__Danny_Collins We understand what is being said, but it’s not “sarcasm funny”, it’s more like very dull humor.

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@_AmandaKerri I don’t know if we want that culture😂

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@LaNoireDe They’re mostly seeing things in movies, not the news, just think of what we see in movies, like I’ve never seen someone eat Chinese food out of a container with chopsticks, or people hang up the phone without saying bye, we know what’s true and not true, but how do they know that

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@AzPetrich Hmmm judging by all of the Europeans making posts, it seems to be the complete opposite

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@JesterJum It was the most fake tasting ice cream, yet so amazing at the same time😂

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@LeahRay44 It should be banned everywhere, it’s ooooogly

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@Jassmini2 RC

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@LeahRay44 Ugh, I meant write, not right 😂

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@LeahRay44 Just remember going forward, always park in the direction that traffic is going, & definitely look at the signs around you, there are a ton of “parking allowed between<insert whatever hours>, especially if it’s a small town, they don’t play around, they’ll jump to right a ticket

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@blue_horseshoe1 @heykrissy_ Serious question, where do you live?….because people aren’t generally scared? I’m just wondering if you live in a part of the country without much diversity.

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@Doomfart197875 @blue_horseshoe1 @heykrissy_ Whoa, that’s too far and completely inappropriate! Why even say that? Why take it there? Were those words even necessary. I guarantee you if you had your real profile up with a real picture of you, you wouldn’t be spewing that shit.

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@ronsterd89 Ahhh the gum that’s great for about 30 seconds and then losing flavor and becomes an even harder rock than its original form….but they did include those sweet comic strips😂

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@Cypher_Ai1 That actually doesn’t sum it up perfectly….it more so sounds like she’s some mid range millennial that is overextending herself, but not really, and being a worrier.

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@blue_horseshoe1 @heykrissy_ What planet are you from that you feel that way when you walk past people, that seems like more of a “you” issue.

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@heykrissy_ (2) that you can walk around and say and act however you want, but I think the general population doesn’t think anything dangerous will happen to them, including minor altercations with people….who knows if I’m right or wrong, these are just my assumptions.

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@heykrissy_ (1) I personally never walk up to anyone and dictate what they do or say, except for one person in my life, so I can’t speak for all white people, but generally, I don’t think people walk around and assume that they should be scared or unsafe from people, now, that doesn’t mean

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@Blake_Allen13 Ummm, I haven’t seen one single video of Europeans expressing that, it’s mostly been all wholesome stuff and them realizing that it’s not the shithole that they believed it was.

[World’s Okayest Mom @MyKidIsWeird1]

@imamukiyo Good Lord, it’s ok if there aren’t any people around you that look like you, you’re not in a dangerous place, what exactly have people told you about the US that makes you so scared to just exist amongst the people, trust me, you’re fine.