JaniceinAccounting

Unofficial Twitter account of Janice in Accounting. Sharing my opinions cause I don’t give a fuck.

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

Roses are red, violets are blue and Janice in Accounting don't give a fuck about you! #ValentinesDay

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

If COVID-19 doesn’t kill you,try stupidity!

[Marc Caputo @MarcACaputo]

Florida pol (Okeechobee Co. Commish Bryant Culpepper) said blowing a hairdryer up your nose can help fight coronavirus

Health officials say that’s false

He said he learned this from One American News, “the new Fox News if you want to know the truth.”

https://t.co/bT0mfsLL13

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

Its just one of those days
Where you don't want to wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But you want to justify
Rippin' someone's head off - Limp Bizkit

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

Handshakes in a coronavirus world

https://t.co/1M7M3Ca7lB

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

Did it ever occur to you that if people actually kept good hygiene and washed their hands regularly prior to Coronavirus that maybe the spread of this virus wouldn’t be so bad? It’s sad that we need a global pandemic to teach us something we should already be doing!

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

I want to smack everyone upside the head who regularly seeks out sympathy on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc. Get a freakin puppy and shut up!

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This is what happens when you let Janice in Accounting come up with the puzzles #wheeloffortune

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

You know what the most overused joke I will use next year will be when someone didn’t see something coming?

I guess you don’t have 2020 vision!

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

If you have an air freshener hanging from your car’s rear view mirror than I instantly assume you either always smell like sweaty socks or cigarettes cause Janice in Accounting don’t give a fuck!

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

Rocky 4 is a better Christmas movie than Die Hard

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

Me when someone approaches me this week during year end close at work:

https://t.co/oqFPjfEPOV

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

My motto in life:

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Me when I won $25 on a scratch ticket during our work Yankee Swap:

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

Yeah, I fucking stole something

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

I, for one, love this Peloton commercial. In fact, I love any commercial that pisses off the social justice warriors all over social media!

https://t.co/xERCJfLFYf

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

I leave a mess on my desk just to give anxiety to those with OCD in the office

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

Sagittarius, leave me be
Sagittarius, just leave me alone

-Welcome Home (Sagittarius), A Janice in Accounting original butchered song

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PENIS!!!

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

Attention impatient drivers!!! Go fuck yourself if you think I’m going to speed up just because you’re driving 6 inches from my bumper cause I don’t give a fuck!

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

I’m thankful today that I’m me and not you.

[JaniceinAccounting @JaniceinAcct]

I don’t give a fuck about Taco Tuesday