erraú

estoy hasta los cojones de la tesis (no la he empezado ni siquiera)

[erraú @Janillo_]

Aún no me hago a la idea de no poder volver a verle darse la vuelta para que le rascase la panza, de no poder volver a dormir con él en verano, de no poder reñirle otra vez por intentar ser el centro de atención cuando venían amigos a casa.

[Carles Tamayo @TamayoStuff]

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[Proto @Proto_31]

Por que te gusta ver a @Snoodyboo ?
1. Porque es buenísimo? ❌
2. Porque es didáctico? ❌
3. Porque es carismático? ❌
4. Porque es el único que se bardea con su chat en medio de un torneo importante y no mete excusas como "no mic no cam" ✅

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

si, el coquí es emblemático de Puerto Rico y está en peligro de extinción, pero el protagonista de mi album no es un coquí, ES EL SAPO CONCHO; una especie también nativa de Puerto Rico y en peligro de extinción.

¡¡¡CONCHO!!!

[zozo @d0blezeta]

se vienen tiempos duros para mis amigos: voy a estar insoportable por el álbum de bad bunny

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

I have to share this again: “Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.”

[judeline @judeline__]

all eyes on rafah 🇵🇸

[Alonso Gallardo @alonso_gdh]

Pronto podréis ver la canción que envié al Benidorm Fest 2024! Espero vuestro apoyo! 🔥

ALONSO 1st Single
'THE ONE' Teaser 1

2024.02.03. 3PM

#benidormfest #BenidormFest2024
#kpop #alonso #spain

[Khadija @khadljasays]

A thread.

[erraú @Janillo_]

oh to huir al monte alejado de la sociedad con una escopeta y un gato con sombrero

[Juan Ceñal @ordago13]

25 playlists de Spotify esenciales ordenadas por usos desde canciones para una isla desierta hasta canciones para dormir profundo pasando por canciones para llorar, cocinar, follar, bailar, viajar, teletrabajar, correr o meditar con cientos de horas de la mejor música [HILO]

[erraú @Janillo_]

@missjonghoetuan @Yaato_da a ver a ver

[erraú @Janillo_]

@nebbiatta por favor

[erraú @Janillo_]

@Eastbluemermaid Ohana significa sufrimiento

[Andalucía Directo ❎ @adirecto]

Viendo que "La Casa de Bernarda Alba" se va a ambientar en Miami, vamos a dar entre todos a Hollywood ideitas para otros remakes andaluces. Empezamos nosotros:

Platero y Yo

[erraú @Janillo_]

Marie me cago en tus putos muertos y me sobra pa cagarme en cada rincón de los 50 estados

[El Barroquista @elbarroquista]

¿Puede una mentira modificar el discurso histórico?

Hoy en #FluzoDiscursos hemos visto cómo se ha intentado falsear la figura de Marie Curie recientemente para defender ideologías actuales.

En este HILO os doy más detalles de esta peligrosa manipulación histórica.

⚗️🧵

[Breaking Bad @BreakingBad]

here's what's going to happen, you're going to wish Jonathan Banks a happy birthday.

[Hugo Carrasco Fernández @hugocafee]

🇯🇵Hierbassu VS Paroma👊🏼🌿💤