Janine Haines

A bibliophile and writer who likes to bake and will probably end up a crazy cat lady. Captivity kills. Boycott Marineland.

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

I guess I’m not buying jam anymore? $6 for the SMALL jar. If I’m paying $6 for a small jar of jam, it better be handmade by blind nuns at an Amish farm, not a shitty jar of Smuckers from No Frills 😠

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

If @thejodibenson doesn’t appear in a music video for “But Daddy I Love Him”, it won’t be worth watching. @taylorswift13 #butdaddyilovehim #ttpd

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

I miss Covid safety measures. In line at the passport office and guy in front of me keeps shifting backward. I’m tripping over peoples’ feet trying to stay out of the way 😭

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

Hey @elonmusk - if you’re going to sue Meta, does that mean you’ll also sue Truth Sential? Just saying. #hypocrisy

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

The dentist office is playing New York Minute 😂

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

#donaldtrump #lockhimup #stormydaniels #gilmoregirls #fucktrump #finally

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

Stormy Daniels be like:

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

@people almost got me in trouble at work. When you see a picture of Dick Van Dyke and “Top Story”, and the rest of the screen is hidden until you scroll, YOU PANIC! Thank the gods he’s okay. That man is a treasure, he better live forever!!!

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

Wordle 625 2/6

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Been a while 😂

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

@lights Indigenous languages!

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

@ThatEricAlper Stoick in How to Train Your Dragon 2. I had no idea it was coming and I bawled like I wasn’t actually 29 watching a childrens movie.
Also Opie in Sons. I’m still not over that.

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

Question: what the heck is the point of a yearbook anymore? Honestly, when was the last time you pulled yours out to look at?
I’ve been cleaning and purging and I’m leaning toward sending them down the garbage chute…

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

How is @chaptersindigo still down? I got paid four days ago and haven’t gone in, this has to be a record for me 😂

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

@angiecthomas He looks more like Snape if he’d been a muggle.

[Ed the Sock @EdtheSock]

I'll just leave this here.

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

@ThatEricAlper I’ve been expanding beyond the mainstream, and one of my favourites that I’ve found is Riit: https://t.co/AWGqPByY2g

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

Wordle 600 2/6

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Haven’t got it in two in a while 😂

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

In Florida, you can carry a firearm without a permit. But a teacher carrying an “unvetted” book is felony?

What kind of 1930’s Nazi Germany bullshit is this?

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

Incredible story. Read the whole thread!!!

[Janine Haines @JanineHaines]

I was completely horrified when I woke up to the headline about a predator suing his “accusers”. I believe the survivors 100% #metoo #ibelieveyou