Janine

27the travel agent you never knew you needed. ✨

[Janine @Janineraye]

Getting an Instagram ad for a “luxury” brand really cheapens them.

[Janine @Janineraye]

Why haven’t companies made sheet face masks that fit everyone yet?

[Janine @Janineraye]

Face mask you apply: avoid eye and lip area.
Face mask sheet: would you like it in your eyes and on your lips?

[Janine @Janineraye]

@JulieLovesFluff This is what leads people to buy a Komatsu.

[Janine @Janineraye]

Going to a strip club jn Canada is an experience. Throwing a loonie coin is hard

[Janine @Janineraye]

I wish I was flipping through a Sears Wishbook right now

[Janine @Janineraye]

No matter how bad things got I would never video myself crying

[Janine @Janineraye]

Cookbooks should have a standard size. My shelf is so uneven.

[Janine @Janineraye]

My toxic trait is thinking that Any simple small wooden item can be a diy project

[Janine @Janineraye]

GTI: Gym Tan I don’t believe what’s going on

[Janine @Janineraye]

@cmcalgary Stop in the merge lane

[Janine @Janineraye]

Some people get so into learning about celebrities personal lives but don’t even know their own neighbours…

[Janine @Janineraye]

If you’re ever struggling with a chore be grateful you aren’t the lady in the Swiffer commercial that rings out the mop with her bare hand

[Janine @Janineraye]

Best part about watching the rippers was that she kept her Apple Watch on. I wonder how many calories she burned?

[Janine @Janineraye]

@scottdellinger @cmcalgary Saltlik 🥩

[Janine @Janineraye]

Every batch of babies I see each year never gives me baby fever

[Janine @Janineraye]

A lady had her whole shoe and sock off in the grocery store. I think that should be illegal.

[Janine @Janineraye]

I want the whipped cream from that scene in Inglorious Basterds.

[Janine @Janineraye]

I like the websites where you look at the different colour options and go back to the main list not back through every colour option

[Janine @Janineraye]

Being 27 means you get happy about a new curtain rod