Janky

I never clear the microwave timer to show the actual time.

[Janky @JankyPuffs]

Everyone. Meet Frodo. Frodo Waggins.

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@JimNorton @OzzyOsbourne @MrsSOsbourne @JackOsbourne @KellyOsbourne I wish I got to know him like you did. This one hits hard for me. I called my dad today just to thank him for introducing me to Ozzy as a kid.

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Tell me you got a Costco membership without telling me you got a Costco membership.

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Diddy's indictment mentions that the Feds found various "freak off" supplies during the raids at Diddy's Beverly Hills and Miami homes, according to TMZ.

The supplies included narcotics and more than 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant.

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@_mantaRae Anytime I work out, I immediately need a nap lol

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Whoever said exercising gives you energy is a god damn liar.

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@DoctorHotdogs That and will it blend

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@isbbonpc Tomorrow for sure.

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Scott stapp (singer from creed)'s wife filed for divorce yesterday, which tells me either 2 things.

1. He's gonna go on another booze binge and get kicked out of the band again.

2. He's gonna go on a booze binge again and the creed show in july im gonna see is gonna be amazing

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@isbbonpc

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@PopBase She would know, being that she killed the last interesting artist.

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I dont think I've ever had a burger from burger king that i didn't categorize as "floppy".

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Hi

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@DoctorHotdogs Back in the day when we thought a chin strap looked neat. Been there....

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Fuck pollen.

That is all.

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I keep calling my dog Alexa whenever I call for him.....tech got me conditioned...

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Using chatGPT to write my year end performance self-eval lol

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@BeardoBenjoYT Happy birthday dude!

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@snorkulese Freedom dust

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AMERICAN DINNER SAUCE

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Working from home does have it's struggles