Jannah Mae 🌺

I stay resilient

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

Gas just went up 30 cents while I was sleeping 😐

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

Hear me out. I get war but like I don’t get war against people. I totally understand if we have a war with aliens but with people tho??

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

They should start adding a class about nursing laws and how to protect your license bc they just setting us for failure out here

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

I remember this time last year, iv pumps, bedside alarm, and fall alarms beeping, walkie talkie ringing, breathing machines alarming, and code blue/certs just became white background noise for me

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

Chronicles of jannah’s 1st year as a nurse 👩🏽‍⚕️💙

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

Chronicles of Jannah’s 1st year as a dialysis rn 🥰

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

Oh shoot I forgot it’s been 1 year 🎉

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

Chronicles of jannah’s 1st year as a nurse 👩🏽‍⚕️💙

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

My mom had all her nurse friends over for her bday and all I see are Louis, Gucci, ysl on the couches #MaterialGirl 💅🏽

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

The other day one of my patient asked me how many boyfriends I have. I said, “One.” He said, “WHAT? Only one?!” And I was like, “ummm yeah. One at a time.” He busted out laughing and I asked him, “wbu? How many gf do you have?” He said “I have a wife. One wife at a time” 😂

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

All the patients keep asking me how old I am. At this point I just say “That’s classified information”

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

Just browsing on the Chanel website cured my temper 🤪

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

Literally vented to my mom how bad my work day went and she was like damn you getting feisty like me

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why are there no ABGs on euphoria

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

I was gonna go stomp and barge in my sister’s room to wake her up but I realized she’s gone back to Austin :(

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

And he was “por favor seniora stop” and I was like there’s no way in hell I missed. And then I was like “mira me” bc he kept looking at the damn needle. And I was like “done. See? No pasa nada” and then I asked “dolor?” And he said “no” 🙄

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

Pt cracks me up bro. He speaks Spanish and I know some. This grown man is scared of needles and was shaking and holding my hand and begging me to go slowly and I was like “no pass nada senior” to ease his nerves and he started laughing. He started screaming when I stuck a 15g…

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

@Gennyyy_G Do it!!! You’ll be humbled by your growth

[Jannah Mae 🌺 @JannahMaeee]

I feel like you reach a new level of maturity if you chose squoval, round, or almond nails over stilettos