The pursuit of money is such a funny and humbling adventure.
There were days when all you wanted in the world was 100k. And then, it becomes 1m, 10m, 100m and keeps going.
At every level you hit, joy lasts a minute, and then the feeling of underachievement sets in hard, again.
“Well his name was Folarin Balogun, that’s a mouthful isn’t it? And they gave him a red card. Very unfair. Very nasty. So I called up FIFA and I said ‘FIFA you better give us our guy back’ and they did. And they did it so fast it’d make your head spin. But it turns out he’s an anchor baby so we’re gonna deport him after the World Cup. We have to do it.”
BREAKING NEWS: PayPal did a study and concluded that not a single Kenyan can afford $10 in their accounts it must be thru laundering. Kenyans woke up to all their PayPal accounts frozen.
I want under this tweet, all Africans we recommend one mobile money transfer app that is not racist like PayPal so we can promote it.