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I’m not meimona
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[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

@Bunny_ngl Girl he blurting out out 😂

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

This is what I mean by I want you to be there for me

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

Fun fact: The only couple that was actually fulfilling god’s plan was Feodor Vassilyev and Valentina Vassilyeva

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

If God is always watching us, He’s watched every kind of porn across nature since day one.

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

Having a friend who has a Trevor trait in real life can be fun and scary at the same time

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

Wait, 2,100 kids are gonna be learning about history and I’m not in the books? Unbelievable. Send me to Venus right now

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

Dr. Strange saw 14,000,605 futures and found the only one path to victory. As an overthinker I’ve seen 14,000,605 futures and I’ve found 14,000,605 brand new reasons not to trust anyone.

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

I had a guy come up to my reception desk at a law firm, furious that he'd been waiting in line for 20 minutes to drop off a package. I politely explained that we were a legal office and didn't handle mail drop-offs. He yelled, "Then why do you have a huge drop box right outside your door?!" Confused, I walked out to look—he was pointing directly at a FedEx box on the sidewalk three doors down. He genuinely believed our law firm ran a national courier service out of the neighbor's curb

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

The last thing my talking stage said to me when I lied to him I’m a nurse 😭

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

So, this girl messaged me on Discord from the community server for my campus library group asking if I wanted to be her study partner for this upcoming term...
She actually asked me, "Would you mind having a study partner who shows up 40 minutes late to every session, and doesn't like taking her own notes?" -- and then said, "like with my study buddies last semester, one of them ended up writing all the summary guides and was upset about it, but I realized that I hadn't been contributing much because I didn't really know these syllabus topics existed. like I was so used to studying with my older sister and having all the flashcards made for me that I was clueless."
LOL I DO MIND, MA'AM

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

Blackmailer are the worst kinda of people

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

I don’t know what kind of devastation ABBA was channeling when they made The Winner Takes It All, but I want to live a life bold enough to bet it all on the line.

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

Two weeks ago, I met a Russian man dead-certain he was going to be the most elusive spy in the FSB.

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

@Bunny_ngl @xAsamoahx The British extracted wealth through unilateral colonial taxes like the Stamp Act, Townshend Acts, and Tea Act.

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

The British burned Washington, D.C. in 1812, destroying the original Library of Congress collection and looting government property.

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

Did I miss anything??? Or there’s more ??

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

Is still jerking off

[AVA @LAirdrop3]

Imagine fucking the same person you used to jerk off to

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

@Bunny_ngl @xAsamoahx Sigh 😞

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An older Black friend recalled going to a local restaurant with two friends. During the meal, the white friend noticed a portrait of Jesus with dark brown skin hanging in the dining room and couldn't hide her irritation, making the whole table uncomfortable.

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

Years ago, I was at McDonald's behind a family who tried to order an ice cream cone. The son threw a fit when the mom told him the machine was broken. I really wanted to turn around and say, "It is the McDonald's ice cream machine. Of course it is broken"