January James-Riggs

Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. Dog defender. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

I don’t care if people don’t like me. But if a dog didn’t like me, I’d definitely do some soul-searching.

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

Are there three better words than “I trust you? “

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

@NiallHarbison Tina was such a bright light. All of our collective hearts broke when you lost her. Her legacy is amazing though. She won’t be forgotten. Ever. ❤️🐶

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

@CShay8675309 I think it could work.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and yell at each other.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

@JarlBlitzen They can rock, paper, scissors for it. 😆

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

@Danny28655171 Good point 😆

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

@DBStoner @OneRagingDildo Way more fun.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

I read that playing mind games will keep your brain sharp. I’ll start tonight by acting like I’m not mad when I really am mad.

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

Our senior dogs had a big beach day out.

I promise this will make you smile from ear to ear ❤️

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Use your leaf blower first thing in the morning. People love that.

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

People jus park their cyber tucks anywhere nowadays

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

So, I guess other than everything, I’m fine.

[Ostrich @OstrichInCrisis]

On behalf of all birds, Twitter needs to bring back the little blue bird icon.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Did you do that to your eyebrows or do we need to hire a lawyer.

[Larry Correia @monsterhunter45]

After seeing that all the writing money is romantasy now, I am officially announcing my new pen name and series -
Lobellia Troutswallow's A Kingdom of Angst and Boning.

When beautiful 20 year old Glorendirerial Pufferdown goes to magic dragon school for magical dragons she meets Prince Tyrendrial Starfire who is cruel yet hot. And probably an elf or something. Their passion ignites a war between the gnomes and the local planetarium. Only then Gloreandreal is kidnapped by the minotaur pirate Hernand The WellHung. Swooning with even more passion, will Glerendreiaiel choose the dragons of prophecy or forbidden love?

Book 1: A Crown of Wolves and Roses
Book 2: The Sword of Length and Girth
Book 3: The Sword of Length and Girth 2: The Swordening
Book 4: A Knight of Mist and Lilacs
Book 5: A Shadow of Flame and Shadows
Book 5.5: A Moat of Sorrow and Burritos
Book 6: The Loins of El've'ns'mo'oor
Book 7: A (noun) of (noun) and (noun) TBD
Book 8: A Court of Wings and Thorns and Crowns and
Book 9: Gundum Wing Onyx Tensai Angel Genesis Alpha Force Go
Book 10: Smut Throne

I should be able to get all ten books banged out by the weekend. I will make BILLIONS.

[Johnny Riggs 🐊🌵 @JohnnyRiggs9]

Disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for disaster

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Feeling safe from the hantavirus due to my longstanding policy of never interacting with anyone who would go on a cruise.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

@BettsCaro @BlueSkye2009 The oppression Olympics are wild.

[Johnny Riggs 🐊🌵 @JohnnyRiggs9]

Just got a pop-up on my music app to try out the new AI-curated playlist creator
Just give my idea and it’ll replicate all the care and feeling I put IN EVERY FUCKING PLAYLIST I MAKE
Anyways I threw my phone in the lake

[Johnny Riggs 🐊🌵 @JohnnyRiggs9]

So we have a plague ship out there
This is fine