Super Tokyo Man

National Superhero from the island of Japan. Birthed by Stan Lee. Raised by Antifa.

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Superheroing an entire fucking city is difficult with all these illegals coming in.

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@TIME Why am I not person of the year?

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No Nut November wasn't even hard. All the local pussies have been censored.

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Super Hong Kong Man ain't shit. I'm ready to throw hands

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How fucking difficult was it for the Twin Towers to stop drop and roll?

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How come I'm not known as a religious scholar? I have a higher civilian kill count than the entirety of ISIS.

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Interpret this however you'd like.

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Don't be a moron. Clean the bone.

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What would happen if you're taking a shit and an earthquake occurs?

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Hypothetical question - say I were to develop some sort of heart condition; would I be granted a new heart despite my dangerous work? Or should I unleash hell upon the world with my limited days?

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@realRUSTYCAGE Have you ever considered producing Rusty Cage Anti-AIDS Condoms?

[Super Tokyo Man @JapaneseHooker]

Where was my comic, huh? Was I not good enough a hero? Was I simply too inferior to those bums? You've written two comic books about the scum of the Earth, and choose to neglect me, when you should revere me as a God. I saved you once, Rusty Cage. But I shall never again.

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@realRUSTYCAGE No one actually reads anymore.

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@realRUSTYCAGE I don't know about you, but I don't touch that homo shit. Some exceptions apply

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@realRUSTYCAGE What are you even going for? What are you living for?

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Maybe if I killed myself in the forest, people would stop killing themselves. Maybe I'm the problem.

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@BrownTsuga @realRUSTYCAGE Speaking of noses, this dude kinda looks like Michael Jackson before surgery and Vitaligo.

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@realRUSTYCAGE Dark skin. Definitely a criminal.

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Fuck Nagasaki.

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@realRUSTYCAGE @TeamYouTube Perhaps they're doing us all a great service.

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I should've just let those criminal scum kill me...