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A Connecticut Yankee in Queen Charlotte's Court

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Twitter: where typos live in infamy

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Even the kid in @Starbucks doesn’t seem to believe that I want my black eye black.

[Magnolia Record Club @MagnoliaRecord]

November’s ROTM is here... 🍂
Our third annual mixtape, 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘢 𝘔𝘪𝘹𝘵𝘢𝘱𝘦 𝘝𝘰𝘭. 𝘐𝘐𝘐.

This unique compilation features songs from artists like @benrector, @drewholcomb & @ellieholcomb, @Caamp, and several more amazing artists.
https://t.co/5dAfCjPstQ

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Loving life. Loving you. Especially if you can’t love yourself.

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After discussing twitter over lunch with teens, I reminded myself that I haven’t tweeted in a minute. Miss you, @Twitter

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@greg_doucette mostly just disgusted that a man who sexually abused his stepdaughter is allowed to avoid the registry and continue spending time with children (some of whom are his victims) because he was able to plead down. such, i suppose, is the glory of a selectively moral society

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@greg_doucette if a person leads down to a lesser charge and avoids the sex offender registry as a result, is the state liable in any way if the individual re-offends? is that common?

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@HistoryToLearn Prohibition being originally presented as a pro-woman issue

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Sometimes a #snickers and a #coke is what you need

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When pipe smoke is all you need to wear.

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@bertkreischer Their dick...and now the country’s dick

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@CTMQ Was he ever the most stable of men?

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Any tips on where to get fresh chocolate chip cookies at this hour?

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@LeroyMalphrus @Variety The new rule has me inclined to boycott. Because pink October is just fine, but 1 min of drawing attention to the plight of millions is wrong.

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@marcos_hilera72 So perfect. Like a living dumb and dumber joke on Twitter

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@natalie_allison @greg_doucette No taser for him though. The only thing the cops poured at him was a finger.

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The first politician to use Twitter well was @SenJohnMcCain

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@atmosphere There were what appear to be school officials complicit in this, unless the video was edited to remove their protests

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@atmosphere I will kill that man myself

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

**POLL TIME**: So what do *you* think will be the main outcome of the Trump-Putin Helsinki Summit?

Will the Moscow Muppet:

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