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no kinda dancer

[JB @jsala02]

It's hard to wake up in the morning when I just crawled into bed. Bad memories and alcohol swimming in my head. - Sarah Shook.

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Amazing Siskel & Ebert argument over the Wayans Brothers' Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)

[JB @jsala02]

The @Whatnot commercials on YouTube make me want to NEVER use their app.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

We lost Phil Hartman 28 years ago.

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂

“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.

He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.

One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.

I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[JB @jsala02]

@MLBPerformances The sound off his bat

[Suzee Q @SusieM414141]

Printer ink is perhaps one of the biggest rip-offs of any item we can buy, and there’s nothing we can do about it. What’s your secret? What do you use? The ink in this video would end up being around $115k per gallon.

[JB @jsala02]

@HoustonChron Gross

[Brilyn Hollyhand @BrilynHollyhand]

Hank Williams Jr.: “If you don’t like Donald Trump you can kiss my BUTT.”

Today, Hank turns 77 years old.

Happy Birthday, Hank!

If only everyone in music could be more like you!

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Dana White: "Can’t stand soccer, I think is the least talented sport on earth.

There’s a reason 3 year olds can play soccer."

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

Awesome

[JB @jsala02]

@HoustonChron Her husband sounds like a POS too. Hopefully the guy she hit gets justice.

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

30 years ago today, Bart Simpson got the “dud” while playing a game of Mystery Date with Milhouse and his parents.

#TheSimpsons episode “Summer of 4 Ft. 2” first aired May 19, 1996.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

this legit might be the craziest thing ive ever seen

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Someone made a baseball movie montage and it deserves an Oscar.