Jappy “Maverick” Chong

Beer Connoisseur
Part-Time Samurai
Full Time Pilot
#Kamikazeshotsarebest
#ILoveShoheiOhtani

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Jordan Walker

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

@SuzanneLucy78 @GeraldJosey20 Jappy thinks you’re worthless

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@WreckerDecker62 Jappy does not take lightly to threats.

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

I think I have the biggest Japanese wiener of all time. Unless you’re shohei ohtani who could rail my Jappy ass #1.2

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

Jappy loves beer and hates Brett Veach

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

Fantasy football punishment list:
1. Jump into jet engine on runway
2. Have sex @GeraldJosey20 grandma
(You would rather do 1)

[Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 @ChrissieMayr]

GRAPHIC VIDEO:

Yes he can run past airport security, run down the runway, and jump inside the huge jet engine while operating

But… he can only do it once.

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

Jappy and Japan are behind him as well! #rorylicksmanass

[Sir Wetherby II @DivotDiplomat]

Tommorow, America is behind you 🫡

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

@WreckerDecker62 Can apparently taste yeast in beer?!?? #casual

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I think this is where that guy Tiger Woods gets his driving tips from.

[hldanarsd @ArasidHild4651]

0-600 MPH IN SECONDS! which car made it off the fence? 😂

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

Hello twitter Jappy has an update… BEER IS GOOD FUELS MY INNER SAMURAI YES! #Jappyluvbeer #Jappyapimp

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

Out with @sirjerksalot7 time to drink some beer and then tell @WreckerDecker62 about @DotDrinksCabSav her newest appearance on the bang bus channel! #Theyusedeveryhole

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

This guy looks like he’s had a rough day, maybe things will turn around in the future for him! #Safedriving

[Rex’s Burner @ChadHogwas91853]

This has to be AI theres no way

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

Tried to play a little golf today. That wind really tried to take jappy out but we all know I have the biggest Japanese wiener in all the land #still1.2 #Jappystripes

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

Some days I really just wish @WreckerDecker62 would stop letting his wife get into that van on the side of the road. I scroll through my timeline and I just see her having the best time of her life and it makes me sad for my dear friend. #Cucklivesmatter

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

@guluksen Hey John I know you jerked your chicken to the hawktini files! #Jappyisright

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

If this is gay then call me Mr. Takes it in the butt #Petermillarislife

[John “thiccy” Guluksen @guluksen]

Why are people so fucking gay

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

Is it normal to still have my pp shiesty? It starting to smell #fermented

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I’m landing the plane in the rear! #Imadirtydog

[trap dad @dude_gang]

telling her “good comms” during sex

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

@chadwickdoyle_9 @GeraldJosey20 Said that’s what his granddaughter looks for in a guy! #whatacoincidence

[Jappy “Maverick” Chong @JappyChong]

Wooo that was a close one. Thankfully hinge wasn’t one. How else am I supposed to let the sorority girls in alpha phi know that I’m the greatest pilot alive? #Imnext

[kuki @kumxem]

YOU MUST DELETE 1 APP, WHICH ONE?