Jappy Girl

I am the definition of a shopohalic ♔ [email protected]

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I just gained about 10 pounds....in Tiffany & Co jewelry, that is.

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You know you're a JAP when you have annoying loose change so you just throw it away.

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My skinny jeans TOTALLY stretched out. Crisis!

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I don't know what #TheBestPartOfMyDayWas, but the best part of yours was definitely all the parts that involved me. #JappyGirl

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Sometimes I just put on a headband to feel like Blair Waldorf.

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I only play Temple Run because it involves one of my biggest hobbies: collecting jewels. #JappyGirl

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I'm confused as to why Blair is so distraught on Gossip Girl. Three hot men fighting over her? I'd be the happiest girl on earth!

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When my manicure clashes with my outfit, I just get a new one. #JappyGirl

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Back by popular demand, and better than ever! Now accepting welcome-back-I-love-you notes to my email, [email protected] #TwitterLovesMe

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Why do I like being Jewish? Christmas is one day, Hanukah is eight. Need I say more? #JappyGirl

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Supposedly Kardashians made spelling things with "K" instead of C" their trademark. Nah,....they just don't know how to spell.

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The awkward moment when your grandmother asks you why Kim Kardashian is famous, and you start explaining, only to realize you have no idea.

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The Kardashian Kristmas Kard looks more like a sexy photo shoot than a family-friend holiday card. #KlassicKardashians

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#TheWorldWouldBeABetterPlace if there were more people like me and fewer like you.

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Wish it was Christmas today. Then again, every day is Christmas when you have daddy's credit card! #JappyGirl

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Let's be honest, what girl actually wears underwear with leggings?

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When a total slut wears 6 inch heels and looks like a skyscraper during an earthquake.

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#MyLastWordsWillBe: bury me in my Louboutins.

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That one girl (read: bitch) who asks you "Are your shoes real or knock-offs?" #ThingsWeAllHate

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My version of WWJD is WWBWD (What would Blair Waldorf do?) #JappyGirl