Jared Chamberlain

"Not all those who wander are lost" -J. R. R. Tolkien

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

Cook steak in an apartment without the smoke alarm going off challenge (impossible)

[Atrioc @Atrioc]

Some of the most openly corrupt shit I've ever seen.

Just taking tax money to buy shitty crypto tokens that his kids and advisors hold --

While people with insider knowledge make massive bets the day before the tweet.

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

Béchamel lasagna >>> ricotta lasagna

[Tom Cardy @Tomycardy]

Perception check

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

I just had a teacher tell me I could trigger a lockdown by walking my sisters dog on the sidewalk next to the middle school. Which is both insane and understandable

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

I think if I’d seen Dartmouths campus I would have tried harder in high school

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

Of course the other thru hiker from DC would have a petition he’s trying to get hikers to sign

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

I have officially given my 3 weeks notice and start my Appalachian Trail thru hike in 4 weeks 😎

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

Spaghetti squash is wild like what part of natural selection said it should shred like a noodle

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

Lagunitas removing the scantily clad pinup model from their branding is just the latest example of the woke mob ruining our culture /s. But actually though the new branding is kind of boring

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

Who would guess that the third largest collection of imperial Fabergé eggs is in Richmond, Virginia

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

My boss got me into the AA admirals lounge and it is very much a “so this is how the other half lives moment”

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

The sprawl of the Dallas fort worth metro is my nightmare

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

There are definitely human feces in the garage of my apartment building

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

Angular fucking sucks

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

Sometimes I think mixing drinking with extra working hours is a bad habit but then I remember Phil Knight, the founder of Nike, and his team would just get trashed to come up with new ideas and solutions. So maybe it’s fine?

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

The broiler is a cruel mistress

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

I’m sorry mayo haters but mayo+butter is just a better grilled cheese than only butter

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

The crypto grift goes like this: https://t.co/oYNnYgP9Rr

[Jared Chamberlain @JarChamberlain]

Seeing the rest of the world build insane infrastructure projects while the US's once impressive infrastructure decays and new projects flounder has got me down on this first new year workday