Jar Jars Red Army

u17 Naboo National Team - Vetta Soccerdome 8 week second summer session C Division 23’ #Champions 🏆

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Captain Griffin (horsecock) Coyle and apprentice Ben (I need a zyn) Oliver enjoying the new year in style. Fucking horrible style. While our given #motm trains his mind in chess, the rest of the team loses their pristine endurance to warm bud select. No worries tho, we’ll be back

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Heavy legs and distractions from two obnoxious drunks fans. A combination for disaster. While your #jarjars may have fallen short #netting only 3 to their 8, the score was flipped when counting smiles. Assist of the year and an inspirational speech from Griff led to another #motm

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A late cancelation and a $75 #credit spent on Elysian space dust led to a revolutionary breakthrough during a heavily conditioned practice by discovering the wonders of the 1-4 formation. 1 water for every 4 beers. #motp (man of the practice) goes to aye aye captian ! Griff Coyle

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5-0. Yeah, you heard that right… 5 to #nada. Inseparable defense paired with a once in a lifetime performance from number 15.7 Mr de Swag in between the posts. All of this just for captain #Garishauto to win another #motm. We thank our fans for their utmost support #upjarjar

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Your boys in red come out victorious with a 3-0 victory (on paper. In hindsight we lost 6-7, but again, on paper we won 3-0). Youuuu guessed it! #captain Griffin mega-nuts Coyle was awarded #motm after just one minute of play. #upwithjarjar

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Late absences from newcomer Jozy Oliver and headass Drew Schwager led to yet ANOTHER #motm performance from your captain Griffen Coyle, followed by a devastating 6-5 defeat. #toughscenes but #wewillbeback

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Who would’ve thought… 6 years later, over 100 matches played and way too much Elysian Spacedust consumed, your captain Griffen Coyle adds to his collection winning yet another #motm. With with two late penalties to secure the win, Ben (red card) Oliver takes home the golden boot

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Another win with a late goal from Mason Schultz, and another #motm from captain Griffin Coyle #JJRA #striveforgreatness

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Good friendly today against mink mink united. Came out on top with a late goal by player of the game Michael Nash #JJRA #StriveForGreatness

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Congratulations to team captain Griffen Coyle for showing his leadership by earning man of the match with a goal and an assist! #JJRA