ilya was SO down bad for shane holy fuck like this objectively hot move by sasha didn’t even make THE bisexual terminator slut flinch because he was too busy thinking about the ‘boring’ boy with the beautiful freckles who folds his clothes before sex & his “Hey! U doing ok?” text
“If I could cut this award down the middle I would because if these gay, yearning, little bottom eyes didn’t have a big sexy Russian to feast upon, my performance wouldn’t be as good. To the honorary Canadian Connor Storrie, I share this award with you." best friends of all time