Jared Collins

[Jared Collins @JaredCollins0]

@TJBreen This is just where I know it’s easiest to find you, so this comment will be completely unrelated. You should cover a hat with tiny finger cymbals and go as Mr. TomBoreen Man for Halloween. That is all. Hope things have been well.

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@TJBreen Some solid points being made.

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@JonathanRaab1 Will buy lol

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@JonathanRaab1 I cannot endorse this enough.
Also, Vampires can bring Hunter characters into play. There are not enough Creighton Dukes in the slasher genre. Just a thought

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@JonathanRaab1 There’s your Paradox lol

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@JonathanRaab1 Thought provoking concepts intended to aid self exploration being used to tell people not to question what they mean, just believe because people are more comfortable with widely accepted misconceptions than saying I dunno. As if not knowing is proof of being incorrect.

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Twitters character limitations are not conducive to my long incoherent rambling. Efficiency of words is not my thing. I could tell you what I mean but it would no doubt take more characters than the limitation allows.
It’s like trying to shove 10 gallons of shit in to a five gall

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@JonathanRaab1 Man given the Bible - This is to help as a prism for which to view your own morality and guide you and improve your relationship with God, because we all have a different path to walk as part of his plan

Person receiving - So…use this to decide the worth of others?

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@Well_Disguised @MuzzlelandPress @JonathanRaab1 @Mississippi_Bnz Hey guys, thanks so much for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed the music.
Kotto is real unless the FBI are eves dropping, and in that case he is a work of fiction, we made it all up and we know nothing about nothing.

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TIL the saying “We all dance to the beat of our own drum” is not a reference to masturbation. Removing it from my lexicon.

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To explain further, although you know one is definitely making the other worse, your pretty sure people shouldn’t be asking to see your butthole, but you know you are too distracted to figure out why today it seems ok. So all you can do is try not to act weird.

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Days with high functioning anxiety is like the feeling of shitting your pants and no one noticing coinciding with a day everyone asks to see your butthole for some reason. It’s uncomfortable and confusing

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@PotterzField

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@MattMBartlett We can have scones and tell bad puns. It’ll be rad

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@supercrud

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Analogy - The comparison of 2 things for the purpose of clarification. NOT the study off butt stuff. I know this…now.

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Hell is overflowing with live laugh love tattoos apparently

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I found my Twitter account. I think someone was trying to sell ray banz with it. Weird

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@SpookySeanT I'd listen