“Crazy Story”

Life is always funny, if it isn’t you aren’t looking at it right -•- 🇯🇲🇹🇹🇦🇬 -•- OU21 -•- HBCU Alum

[“Crazy Story” @JaredCoursan]

@Disney a beautiful concept

A Star Wars what if show, all based around Hayden Christensen playing a Vader that was never mortally wounded. Or even better, never having fallen and living happily with his family

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Just a gentle reminder that republicans don't care if you go broke or just die.

[“Crazy Story” @JaredCoursan]

Successful hate watch against OKC completed 🙏

[“Crazy Story” @JaredCoursan]

Dreaming about an OKC downfall tonight 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[“Crazy Story” @JaredCoursan]

@swishnomiss @__YL__ Closed mouths……

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

sometimes you just gotta laugh lmaooo

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.

Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.

We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.

We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.

Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.

That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

[“Crazy Story” @JaredCoursan]

“Piers”

[Mils 🤍 @_milssssssss]

Klay just too fucking old. Cheating on every woman you’ve been with, meanwhile his piers in the league are all married with children.

[“Crazy Story” @JaredCoursan]

Now please let the Halo developers go full Bungie mode for the next game, and the redemption arc will be complete

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Asha Sharma became CEO of Xbox only 2 months ago and she's already done some big things for its customers:

- Cut Xbox Game Pass Ultimate from $29.99 to $22.99 per month
- Announced Project Helix, the codename for the next-gen console
- Rebranded from Microsoft Gaming back to simply Xbox
- Scrapped the “This is an Xbox” marketing campaign
- Committed to human-crafted games and ruled out low-quality AI content
- Boosted direct fan engagement on X with faster responses and updates

[“Crazy Story” @JaredCoursan]

Wasn’t this the situations that it was meant to address……?

[Ashley Moody @AshleyMoodyFL]

The last thing you see before you move to Florida:

[“Crazy Story” @JaredCoursan]

US has done almost everything in it’s power to make sure it’s convenient, incomplete or a last resort unless in very specific situations

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Genuinely, what's up with people's beef with public transportation??? Like what's actually the big issue 😭😭??

[Dee Holt 🍎🍟🍎❄️ ➏ @D_1andOnly_]

This isn't talked about enough. Man dealt with depression and took his life over some shit he didn't even do. It's really messed up

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

The President has lost his mind.

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession.

Carry on.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

@BigFish3000 Nice try. I took the Amtrak home.

We tried to pay TSA almost a dozen times and Republicans said no every time. Then the GOP Speaker closed session last night and sent everyone home.

Please Google what party is in charge of Congress right now. The answer may surprise you!

[“Crazy Story” @JaredCoursan]

@JustKingss And make sure she covers the bros tabs as well

[“Crazy Story” @JaredCoursan]

@_xxiel @_juiceegodd Period king 💅🏽💅🏽

[“Crazy Story” @JaredCoursan]

Know your worth king 💅🏽💅🏽

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

Date cancelled. I asked her to pay for my haircut and outfit, and to send a ride to my place to take me to the location, but she declined. Biggest red flag I have ever seen. I dodged a bullet. 🚩

[“Crazy Story” @JaredCoursan]

Me convincing her to stay:

[Skores @Skores9q]

Fellas, you got 3 minutes to convince your girl to stay. What you gonna do?

[Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO @cool_hot_woman]

Americans will say 15 years of hard labor is too much for a tourist who stole a poster but that dying in a makeshift prison is a just punishment for overstaying your visa