Jared Thompson

Pixar

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@maniere_usa @MattPierce @GovHolcomb @CNN @MSNBC #myvoiceholdspower

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I just farted at a urinal and a man, in sandals, shitting in a comedy club stall next to me said “Gross.”

I’m back, y’all!

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Is there anything more confusing that people with “heart failure” can just, like, live?

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I’m rooting for whichever team had less fans in the capitol building on Wednesday, @AndyKindler. It’s honestly a coin flip. #OSUvsBAMA

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Elvis Hussein Presley

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What are they going to do with the 1/10th of 1 mile of Border Wall™️ that Donald J Trump built with his BARE LIL’ HANDS?

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@emilwakim Again, MY aesthetic. You have everything else.

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@ImMitchellPotts I liked it but this is my lane.

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It’s crazy that people can just like see where you live

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Stephen Harvey

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It would be totally reasonable to sentence any undecided voter to the death penalty.

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Vincent Diesel

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@TomAThakkar @ImMitchellPotts @emilwakim Well Tom the @DalaiLama would disagree.

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@JPPrice @Jon_Blau Keglar?

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How are people who “can’t handle Facebook” doing during this?

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@emilwakim 👉🏻

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@MikeMillerSTL This is your fault!

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@TomAThakkar This the timeframe of me at my absolute 100% rock bottom worst. It’s scary to even think about.

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@emilwakim 😢

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@emilwakim HEY!