Jared Evans

Game Designer, Actor, Amateur Baker

[Jared Evans @JaredEvans85]

@DestinyTheGame #ThreadsOfLight Realized what 'Appearance Screen' meant this time 😅 Denim vest for my rough & tumble titan

[Jared Evans @JaredEvans85]

@DestinyTheGame #ThreadsOfLight

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@rianjohnson I just wanted to say I'm a big fan of Last Jedi, thank you! Also, very excited for Knives Out.

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I am posting this from inside Unity! Happy Halloween! =D

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@Bungie I'll take it. I'll take 12!

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I wants this pleez.

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

RT & follow @OriginalFunko for a chance to WIN a #SDCC2018 exclusive Destiny Sweeper Bot Pop!

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@Bungie *sigh* The one time I don't pledge to FWC. =D Congrats on the victory! Long time coming.

[Jared Evans @JaredEvans85]

I'm most excited to be a rebel trooper in the trenches of Hoth! Not to mention dodging AT-AT feet. #BattlefrontPS4

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.@runkdavi cover the corruption! Political bullying has got to go - I’m earmarking my $10 for @MAYDAYUS to beat Upton in #MI06

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@andreaszecher Jared Evans (NinjaBee Games)

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@mcFuzzie234 Color me jealous!

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@mcFuzzie234 ...aaaaand then I remembered that that's a line from the Full House theme.

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@mcFuzzie234 I think it's nestled firmly into Law & Order.

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@mcFuzzie234 Pizza is the warm blanket of the culinary world.

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New business: Skee-ball Restaurant. Pay a flat fee, toss a ball. The harder the hole is to hit, the more your meal is worth. #halfgoodideas

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@mcFuzzie234 Bladditudinous?

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@mcFuzzie234 http://t.co/aXYoUGacZi

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@mcFuzzie234 yeah yeah, what's the timing?

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@mcFuzzie234 That tweet goes very well with the tune of Frere Jacques.

[Jared Evans @JaredEvans85]

Callbacks for Noises Off are in the bag. Now I just get to fret. Screaming is something normal humans do, right?