Jared Falden

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@FOXSports, do you think it’s possible to pull @AlexiLalas off the air for the rest of the @FIFAWorldCup? He is literally embarrassing us Americans. Please make it stop.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

Another shitty experience with @TMobile WiFi on a @SouthwestAir flight. T-Mobile is literally the Section 8 of internet signals. Shit never ends.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

Hey @delcoronado and @CoronadoChamber, be sure to tell all your hotel guests and tourist visitors that the beach there is nothing but Mexican shit in the water. #mexico #sewage #poop

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@CA_EDD @RaazChris Hey EDD….how about you just answer the fuckin phone or start calling people back instead of handling issues on Twitter?

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

That’s crazy @Reese10Angel. @KDTrey5 you know what to do.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@ZO2_ @Lavarbigballer you guys good? You still gonna run your mouths about LaMelo and the Hornets tonight? Asking for a friend.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@getnickwright @ZO2_ everyone knows Charlotte loses that game if Bam doesn’t get hurt. Question is…do they lose by only a few points or 10+?

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

Anyone else getting these creepy, stalker level emails from @VailResorts every-time they look at the Epic Pass e-mails? Cut it out Rob Katz. Everyone is already fuckin pissed enough about ski season that we don’t want 20 extra e-mails about your stupid fucking pass.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@Iranmilitary24 Your people and country are about to get fucked up at a biblical level. There might be nothing left of Iran when this is over next week.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@Monna223Lisa Send back

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@caitoz And fuck you you shit stain. Why couldn’t your mom have swallowed you instead of taking that cream pie from your dad? The world would better off if she just sucked the dick and swallowed that night.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@KamalaHarris Hey ya dummy…you do realize that the nature of military conflict is that soldiers may be put in harms way right? You might be the dumbest person to walk the planet you dumb fuck.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@GavinNewsom Hey ya dummy…you do realize that the nature of military conflict is that soldiers may be put in harms way right? You might be the dumbest person to walk the planet you dumb fuck.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@HealthcareREguy How much is a gallon in Hawaii?

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@SouthwestAir @DonUMC Don’t even waste your time Don. Amanda is a fake customer service agent who can and will do exactly nothing after you send a message to her fake account. She’ll just feed you a bunch of “I’m sorry” bullshit. It’s part of their new strategy after all the heat they’ve been taking.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@elonmusk Imagine having a company to run and shareholders to satisfy and instead you’re doing this with your time. @tesla. $TSLA.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@TMobileHelp How about you just fix your shitty WiFi on Southwest jets? Let’s start there.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

Shitty fucking @tmobile Wi-Fi on a @southwestair flight again. Can hardly do anything on a single app or the internet. Southwest…please drop this ghetto ass company as the service provider. It’s absolute trash.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@TMobileHelp How about you just fix your shitty WiFi on Southwest jets? Let’s start there.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

Hey @SouthwestAir, why is it so fucking hard to connect to the fucking WiFi on your planes? We can literally put a fucking man on the moon yet connecting your shitty fucking @TMobile WiFi takes an act of congress. Just another thing your airline has totally fucked up. Fuck.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@TMobileHelp How about you just fix your shitty WiFi on Southwest jets? Let’s start there.

[Jared Falden @JaredFalden]

@TMobileHelp Haha. Sure. As if you can and will do anything. Fake ass person and bullshit company.