Shaquille “Sweetcheeks” Oatmeall

VPI 2001-2005 | THE #1 Saddiq Bey fan ever | Former ΠΚΑ pledgemaster | draymondsballs | Slusher Tower Destoyer

[Shaquille “Sweetcheeks” Oatmeall @JaredFogelnator]

Updated Official JaredFogelnator Rankings

1. Natalie Portman
2. Megan Fox
3. Emma Watson (OG)
4. Margot Robbie
5. Anne Hathaway
HM - Madelyn Cline & Scarlett Johansson

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Nickal by Jaundice

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@igotoredsoxgame

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Cute list. Here’s my top 5 favorite bars in the United States

1. Blue Shamrock - Lowell, MA

2. Blue Shamrock - Lowell, MA

3. Blue Shamrock - Lowell, MA

4. Blue Shamrock - Lowell, MA

5. Blue Shamrock - Lowell, MA

HM: Centros - Blacksburg, VA

[Anthony Barbour @antbarbour92]

I’m not a fan of belly button piercings and I think they look trashy

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Drake really got a song saved by future #washed

[Colby @cl_all_day]

If you’re a man in college living with other men you should be playing catch at least 3 times a week. Football, baseball, even a tennis ball. You need to be playing catch

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I fucking hate the Miami dolphins

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@ChiefPadraig Mike Vrabel is a grade A cuck

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I have never been more pissed off watching a 3rd period of hockey in my life #firesweeney

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Does life really get any better than this?

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Get off the tracks when a train is coming #learnthemeta

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oh Fiji where do I start #touse

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@BookitWithTrent Hideki Matsui

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Flyovers are top 5 no doubt

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What the fuck are we doing Netflix

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This might be the worst scorebug I’ve ever seen

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@kaneisable22 Kid seems like he would be the perfect fit for squid epic #geed

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Nice surprise at the bottom of the Borg

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Just heard an ungodly crowd pop from the Kentucky shot at the gym #thisismadness

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I decided to cancel classes today in case anyone is still waiting to hear