Jared Fogle

Subway has found a new CEO, me. unserious twitter.

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@peetahmcfly I overheard these 2 twenty something year olds about Starbucks unionizing, one of them said that they didn’t deserve decent pay because it’s a “high school job for kids” the other guy nodded and agreed. Yes I live in California and yes the 2 guys are fucking poor.

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@Basedgoymemes @shayar_ka_khwab I don’t hate Indians

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@ChunCuiJingYan 2035 Trump is long passed from this world wtf is going on lol

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@GDRvisuals That’s harry potter

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Boomers got the best economy, cheapest housing, strongest middle class, and still would rather attempt murder than share a resource they don’t even own

[Yas ☭ @ReverendRunt]

Communist who thinks imperialism is bad but thinks joining the American military is a legitimate avenue out of poverty

[🫀 vir 🫀 commissions open @cigarette_room]

isn't it funny how being anti-cop & anti-ice is a universal statement but being anti-military is a taboo that will get you called a classist. isn't it interesting how we only judge systems of power when they harm americans but they are not that bad if they affect the global south

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@padfooterz The council of Arizona and not California even though 90% of the population of said council is on the western part with a port, yeah ok

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@MacDaddyCJ @ANIDEEZY They stop offering this one in my area, I never got a chance to try it 😭

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@bararaboy God damnit I didn’t know it was a hate tweet, went back and unliked. Thanks

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@AlexShaneMoore Yeah that’s me

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@JFrankensteiner What????

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@deepaksonar911 @DiscussingFilm I love nostalgia

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The United States Congress in a nutshell:

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@De17Bruyne2 @bigsnugga We literally need a butlerian jihad, not even joking

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@Jasmine98th @fritzed_you Makes you wonder about all the far right signs plastered all over the freeway stay up for so long, sometimes a whole week. It’s just an unwell place.

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@leahdionne__ They just love doing that

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@TheTurtleBox For a brief moment I thought this was jojo siwa

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@25YearsAgoLive When Hitler speaks, I don’t listen 👂 ❌

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@john_tammes @thesoggyblanket @cavempty_ You’re saying I also have to travel back in time?