Jared Harle

I enjoy classic rock, long walks on the beach and Christmas oranges, not necessarily in that order.

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@McDonaldsCanada bring back the Big Xtra

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Kentucky chicken from Popeyes

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@logantintin Don’t you mean Joe Malone?

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@kennedymcbain

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The lady that owns the robins donuts on park street is an absolute saint! Forgot my wallet at home today and only had enough change in my car for a small but she still gave me my usual medium. On a Monday morning when I needed it most, she clutched up. Not all heroes wear capes!

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@kennedymcbain I’m picking up what you’re throwing down, yeah that’s slightly cringe worthy

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@kennedymcbain So like a thick full beard but shaved like a chinstrap?

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@kennedymcbain No, I shave my neck up to about my Adam’s apple. But I think the technical term you’re looking for is why do guys have a chinstrap beard

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@kennedymcbain Please elaborate or provide a photographic example. Just wanna make sure I’m not “that guy” 👀

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Bless Canadian Dairy farmers for giving me the opportunity to absolutely slam 2% straight out of the 4L jug at 3am in my underwear

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@kennedymcbain Isn’t there a supplement for that?

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@chattybirb Don’t worry, I still go back for seconds

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Crazy how some people put hours into making a potato salad for an outdoor bbq event just for the flies to have an orgy on

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@Miles_Teller seems like the kind of guy that you could have some casual Sunday beers with

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Sending someone $2,000 bitcoin who follows @rollbitcom and retweets this tweet. Reply bitcoin address sending in 1 hour!

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@CarteRGrebinskY @logantintin I’ve already got my timberlands ready for the QCX

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@CallofDuty Can anyone tell me why my multiplayer data pack content “can’t be found” in the PlayStation store for Modern Warfare? I paid you guys 90 dollars for the game and if it’s alright with you I’d like to keep playing it..

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@kennedymcbain This guy begs to differ

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How can you ask for 15 bucks an hour when I order a junior chicken and a cheeseburger and have to pull into the waiting stall 😂

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Honestly forgot I had twitter