Jared Hoffman

Ecommerce professional based in Calgary, AB. Gaming enthusiast, eater of food, drinker of drinks. The comments here do not reflect my employer.

[Symend @SymendInc]

To support the growing consumer demands and market need for a change in digital customer engagement, we have raised over US$40M in growth capital.

Dive into our plans to bring our Behavioral Engagement Technology to a global market: https://t.co/mZ68oPZ6av

[LEGO @LEGO_Group]

Sounds like a pretty good deal. 🤝

[Stefan Friedli @stfn42]

Well, it took 29 years, but I finally watched the original Jurassic Park, a cautionary tale about understaffing your engineering department and letting people push code directly to prod.

[Farrah Khan @farrahsafiakhan]

Hear me out: #Scotiabank, #TimHortons and any other sponsor of #HockeyCanada who is pulling their funding this year. Take the money your company earmarked for that and donate it to sexual assault centres across the country & youth sexual health programs.

[PlayStation UK @PlayStationUK]

Here's what you're gonna do. You're not gonna be sorry, you're gonna be better. The deer? You are hunting it, not chasing it. You only fire when I tell you to fire. NOT when you see it. NOT when it's guard is up. Nice and easy. Do you understand, boy?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

How far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.

[Aman Kurji @AmanKurji]

Hearing reports that even Harvey the Hound has informed the Flames that he will not return to Calgary next year

[Chrystia Freeland @cafreeland]

My message to Canadian women and girls.

[NHL @NHL]

Some bonds are deeper than hockey. 🥺❤️ #StanleyCup

(Via @NHLFlames, @JaneGaudreau)

[Jared Hoffman @JaredHoff]

For the next two weeks, all of Alberta is going to be insufferable. And, I’m here for it. #Flames #Oilers #BattleofAlberta

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

PMs leaving the product review without major changes.

[Greg Miller @GameOverGreggy]

Me trying to wash baby bottles every day.

[Jared Hoffman @JaredHoff]

@ProductByZach Before I was a PM, I was a Marketing Manager.

[Blake Coleman @BColes25]

Working on my habits. #10straight 🔥

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Dads on Christmas Day are just tech support in pajama pants.

[Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogss]

hi everyone should watch The Mitchells vs. The Machines because that movie is incredibly endearing 💕

[Jared Hoffman @JaredHoff]

Welcome to the world Sloane. We love you beyond measure. @ Rockyview General Hospital https://t.co/8CClmeR1m4

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

I think about this scene from @SiliconHBO all the time when founders are raising:

"If you show revenue, people will ask how much and it'll never be enough"
-Russ Hanneman

[Jared Hoffman @JaredHoff]

This is a great team. Come work with me!

[Symend @SymendInc]

Do you have a background in Computer Science and are looking for an opportunity to apply your skills to spark positive social change? We would love to hear from you!

Apply now: https://t.co/gN6qy3KksT