Jared Johnson

[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

@ZachHalverson @CoryCove @WSOP Cove is the #1 trending player on the WSOP website 😂

[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

@Chris_Hawkey the day my job took away my company phone was also the last day I answered work calls outside of business hours. Enjoy your new found freedom!

[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

@jami_friday @BaileyBehrendt1 Mhmm....freaking shells or French fries every damn night....

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

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[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

@jami_friday just told me she's 26. I helped her do the math and now she knows she 27. Only 3 months late Jami. Thats not too bad

[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

@jami_friday at 8AM: "I'm not upset...I just can't function my face."

Someone needs coffee...

[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

@Katie44Lynn @airman7552 @jami_friday

[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

@jami_friday I bet you got it from that bitch Carole Baskin

[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

@FSUdeersalyer after wrapping 9 presents: "Christmas is my bitch!" #ProudOfYou

[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

Have fun at work tomorrow England 🇺🇸

[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

So I saw that Aaron Rogers is pissed about the Game of Thrones ending... I've never seen an episode but I'm pretty sure it's my new favorite show!

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

Retweet this tweet for a chance to win this mug! You have 10 minutes before we pick our winners. Annnnd....GO. #NHLonNBCSweepstakes

[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

My girlfriend thinks I'm funny, but she also thinks shes funny. This is devastating news for me. @jami_friday

[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

@Katie44Lynn @jami_friday @Twins @airman7552 I know 😔 @Twins could've atleast been a bro and given me a heads up on this to save me this embarrassment!

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

RT for a chance to win 2 tickets to Joe Mauer Day!

AND if this tweet gets 7,000 RTs, we will double the hat giveaway from 20k to 4️⃣0️⃣k! https://t.co/zu5AINtvcw #MNTwins

[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

#BarstoolJoeBlacks #BarstoolBestBar

[Scott Holland @hottscolland81]

When Duke is crushing NDSU tomorrow, I'm setting the over/under at 250,000 for how many times an NDSU fan challenges a Duke fan to a football game.

[Barrett Luci @damnbluci]

13 years ago i ordered an m&m blizzard at Dairy Queen and the lady who took my order screamed “ONE SMALL M&M BLIZZARD!!!” at the top of her lungs then immediately turned around and started making it herself and it’s still the funniest thing that has ever happened to me

[Jared Johnson @JaredJohnson999]

@BaileyBehrendt1 @jami_friday I know the way to your heart ;)