Jared Kave

both luscious and sassy

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James Scallopini

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April fools I'm actually a wild buffalo

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RT if you are a buffalo

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That's a nice buttery flaky crust ya got there

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Mashed potatoes for breakfast at 2:30 pm

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Salad bars are cool

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Shakoi is our boi!

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I do not give a SHIT if your car climbed Mt. Washington

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FalconTamer224

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Idk man, I just started eating fiber one bars and my shit just magically got better

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All I want for Christmas is sock em boopers

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The name's Donny Maraschino, what's it to ya?

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@missxbrink said she wouldn't support me and my dream of moving to Mississippi and growing onions #BoulevardofBrokenDreams

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Made: I want to be an onion farmer

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Joshua "poop-taker" Richards @Buddyrichards8

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No offense man, I just don't like goat cheese

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When guys become good friends do their poop cycles start to match up?

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That's MR. Tight Bongo Drums to you @missxbrink

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@JohnStamos can we hang out?