Jared Andersen

Hey there!

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

I think a good job when I’m retired would be to do quality control observation for robot lawn mowers. Sure it’s a lot of pressure monitoring these machines because the companies reputation is on the line. But also you get to drink and watch grass get mowed.

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

Sometimes I click on my calendar to check the 10 day weather forecast. My calendar doesn’t know the forecast, and I feel silly for my mistake. Then I click a weather app.

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

@stoolgambling Bill Liambeer

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@danwiederer Do you think they are going to sign Cam Jordan?

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

@jacobinfante24 I’m guessing they sign Cam Jordan, and maybe trade me a DT before the trade deadline in the season.

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

@jacobinfante24 Cam Jordan?

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

@ggabefootball @3PointStansPod @tjwooowhit I really hope they find a good DT and DE in the draft.

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

@GBraggsJr23 I hate this week every year. Can we stop with rumors, and just get some actual trades. Jesus Christ got on with it NFL.

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

@Ravenismeee Deep Red Bells
Neko Case

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@JerryAzumah An elite defensive tackle, either in free agency, via trade, or the draft would have the biggest impact. Stop the run, destroy the pocket. Go Bears

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

@JoeyKnish22 Okay, we’ll keep your receipt. Time will tell. I hope you’re wrong.

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

Fuck the Packers!

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

@LilTunechi @ArthurArkush Fuck the Packers!

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Local Teen Invents Masturbation https://t.co/euFQx3ipvj

Here is my Onion debut.

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

Fuck you Joe Buck! #Bears

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

The Bears should trade 3 first round draft picks for Coach Jim Harbaugh #Bears

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@BearsNationCHI @EM_Creates Sucks!

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

@cctvidiots Wrench skull

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@dan_bernstein I want the Bears to hire Harbaugh! Can’t imagine him not being successful. Take the big swing. Stop this mediocre bull shit! #Bears

[Jared Andersen @JaredLAndersen]

@KevinFWarren please hire Harbaugh!!! Please!! I can’t imagine him not be successful! Please hire Harbaugh, think big, take a swing, try! Why not us Kevin! Go for it!