Jared Murray

Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. Pitt Pharmacy

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

Sheetz and Wawa are great, but only at Dandy can you see a man giving his toddler a shower in the fountain soda machine

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

I wonder how many years it will take for me to forget that I asked a guy with one arm which arm he wanted his flu shot in today

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

Should I be more concerned about coronavirus or trying to survive 3 months of living in Troy?

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

somebody please explain how I didn’t leave the house until 6 pm and still got sunburnt

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

@MitchellMorse13 do you not remember your hair in middle school?

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

In a couple months Troy is going to have three times as many dollar stores as red lights, let that sink in

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

@johnwschott @dwass_7 At least one delco kid seems to have it figured out

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

@dwass_7 Sad!

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

Just found out half of the people I live with thought Migos was one person... Let me know if anybody cultured has a place I can live out the rest of the year

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

Pray for my friend @BDewick2 as he pleads not guilty in court today #FreeDewick

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

You know your life's getting out of hand when your college roommates start playing Xbox with your little brother on the weekends @BDewick2 @kadenm43

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

@thealexbutcher Lmao I could've sworn I was already following you but today is definitely an honor you'll remember for a long time

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

@SantilloJoey 9 days until Christmas?

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

@kdkcutie25 @BDewick2

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

Go back to school for two months and suddenly Troy has as many gangs as red lights

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

@KenzKunig Thank you! It was great from what I remember 😂

[Jared Murray @JaredMurray11]

@shannon_monro Thank you! Now I only have to wait until this summer for you youngsters to catch up 😴

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